A Luv2 Fable: The Talons of Torment
It was my birthday a couple of months ago, but the reality of being nearer to 50 than 40 have only recently hit home. It’s not that I think 45 is over the hill..
There is no denying that we are all different: We look different; we like different things; we have different skills and limitations etc ... the list is long.
Each and every one of us was born to..
Last week's blog was all about the thrill of the chase so I thought a natural follow on to this would be about the act itself and why we do 'it' (it being a technical term for shagging, of course). ..
49 commentsAfter watching a couple of Animal Planet programmes yesterday, it suddenly dawned on me that this 'thing' (that's a technical term) we're all doing here may not be about sex after all.
It's a..
Many people would say that string is a very useful thing to have because it has so many practical uses and if you're really creative, it can provide hours and hours of entertainment.
String is..
I was going to write a blog about the amazing sex I've been having, but then I thought "nah ... who'd be interested in reading that?" It's far too hot to be thinking about sex, isn't it? ..
47 commentsForeword: Due to the sensitive nature of this blog I would like to offer my sincere apologies in advance if I inadvertently upset regular sufferers of this debilitating condition.
Do you remember..
Stilettos and Servile Slavery:
The blurb ...
"A beautiful, rich and exquisitely dressed woman strutted into an expensive city shoe boutique just before closing time. There are many things to be..
You may have noticed that I have gotten into a habit of posting a weekly blog about something that I have recently experienced. I have no idea why I do this. I find writing can be therapeutic..
76 comments“I don't give a fuck!” is one of my favourite sayings at the moment. A fuck, many fucks, no fucks, all the fucks, fuck it, fuck that, fuck you, fuck me, fuck me hard, fuck me now ... Oh yeah! So..
103 commentsSome of you may know that I'm an early riser and whilst I would like to blame my long commute to work for this, the truth is I love early mornings and my internal body clock wakes up at 4am on the..
76 commentsWill you step into my Parlour 101? I ask with a wink of my eye
'Tis the prettiest parlour you ever did spy
“Oh no, no,” I hear you say, "for I have a fear of pain
and I hear those who go into..
Yesterday, while sitting in the hairdressers, I read a very brief article about the noises males of our species make (or don't make) when having sex and the preferences of the ladies. I think it's..
90 commentsBelieve it of not, there are times when I think about things totally unrelated to the usual 'stuff' that occupies my mind (work, sex, work, bacon butties, big willies, sex, wine). This weekend,..
61 commentsMost of the time, I'm a big, fat loser, a nonentity and a lemon. Yep, I look in the mirror and see an ugly, fat, jeans and tee shirt wearing, wine (or bottled beer) drinking, kettle crisp eating,..
67 commentsI had the pleasure of riding a Virgin yesterday. Even with endless caffeine fixes, bacon bagels and cookies, making tracks on the first class rail service into the centre of London isn't all it used..
62 comments"Like", it's such a funny old word isn't it?
I say “I like this” and at the same time I say “this is like something”. If I were to apply this to people I would say “I like that person” because..
I have a new puppy called Montague. The trouble with Monty is that he doesn't know when to stop. If I give him an inch, he takes a mile; if I glance at him affectionately he nudges my hand, drools..
43 commentsI've always had a bit of an identity crisis. My parents registered me with one set of names, reversed the order at my christening and then afterwards, for reasons known only to them, changed their..
61 commentsThey say that the secret to a successful advertising campaign often lies with a great strap line or slogan and some might say that "Finger lickin' good and I'm luvin' it" are two of the most..
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