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Guy noises: A big-time turn on ...

6:53 am Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Yesterday, while sitting in the hairdressers, I read a very brief article about the noises males of our species make (or don't make) when having sex and the preferences of the ladies. I think it's only fair at this point to admit that any weekly magazine that only costs eighty nine pence is going to report data of dubious quality however I hate to say this guys, but once again it would seem (according to this popular magazine) that you're falling short of expectation in the bedroom:

87% of women were turned on by their man making noises when having sex (not the farting kind!!), yet 62% said that, even when doing something they know gets their man really turned on, there was very little sound coming from them to indicate it was feeling good. A whopping 51% admitted to finding this a distraction causing them to spend most of their time worrying that they were doing something wrong and not pleasing their man properly, rather than enjoying themselves. Fascinating article; don't you agree? ;-)

Admittedly, having your hair cut by Carlos and thinking about sex at the same time is never a good idea however it did give me a few minutes to think about my own views on this very serious matter ...


Guys, you know when you make that deep, low growling sound way down low in the back of your throat when I'm doing something you really, really, really like? Well, I just want to say that I like that; actually, I like that a lot. In fact, I would probably go so far as to say that it is one of the seriously hot, hot, hot things about having sex with you and you should know it turns me on big time.

Of course, I don't think it's hot when I make that noise (as I regularly do); omg no! I prefer not to think about it. I'm not embarrassed about it, it's just that it makes me worry that I'm about to pull 'that' face. You know the face I'm talking about; the ugly one that I have just as I am about to blissfully lose control, when I bite my lip and look like I'm in pain.

I prefer not to think about when I make that noise, but I want you to know that when you do it ... it's as hot as flippin' hell.

Call the fire brigade, something's smokin' ...



Comments
6:56 am Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

The Grunter: "Ugh…ugh…ugh…ugh…ugh...ugggh”

The Father Figure: "Come to Daddy"

The Blasphemer: "Ohhh my God, that's so hot ... Holy crap, you are awesome!"

The Announcer: "First, I'm going to touch you here and then I'm going to lick you there. Oh baby, your nipples are so hard, I'm going to squeeze them like this, then I'm going to ... !”

The Quiet Guy: Just heavy breathing ...

The Loud Moaner: "OoooOOOHHHhhh!!!”

The Dirty Mouth: "F*** yeah....Shit, that's good, you f****n' whore"

The Growler:
Grrrhhhhhmm (Not sure that's how it is spelt, but it's a personal favourite)

7:43 am Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

8:17 am Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Luv2Suc. Even now I'm leafing through my library of sheet music to find a song to sing to you while we're in the throes of passion.Any special requests ?..... Bearing in mind my upper register is not what it was.xx

11:16 am Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Ask Delilah about my orgasms....! ; - )

11:23 am Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

DrP: I can honestly say I have never made a guy piggy squeal. It reminds me of that film, Deliverance. "Life sucks when you squeal like a pig. Paddle faster, I can hear banjos".
ComeSo: Would squealing count as useful feedback?
Note to self: Try to make him squeal next time.


Fetch, Graham: I've always been partial to a bit of background music from Mr JT. FuturesexLoveSound is a particular favourite and very apt in this case. Timberland's Scream is a very close second. Both available on that You Tube thingy.


Grrrrrrrrrrr ... indeed!

12:31 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Northern, what exactly would Delilah say? Not that I'm interested of course (cough, cough) because that would make me some kind of pervette. I'm just being polite :-)



Wilf, you say the nicest things ... but from what I gather, you've always got a woody which probably explains the need for the chainsaw :-)
x

12:44 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

For me the only things worse than a silent lover is a lousy or selfish lover. When they are silent i would tend to question whether i was pleasing them or not.
Now i am not asking for the roar,shouts or cheers that they my give to a football team as they will them to score a goal or as they try hurry the horse they have bet on over the line or jeers at a boxing match. But jeezo guys please give us some sign.

I know exactly what Luv2 means about the "Deep,low growling sound) and hell yes it is hot,hot,hot and very encouragingpleasing. Wow it sure does make me want to try to please you more & more to give you that goal,get you over the line and win the match. Oh yes inded i just love that sound!!

I have to say i love to watch the expressions on your face as you near and then pass the point of no return,then watch your face as the feeling of pleasure explodes from within you.
But when i dare to think how my own face looks as i near that wonderful,exquisite all consuming moment when i reach the point of sheer total pleasure,HMmm i dread to thinkwhat runs through your mind if you watch my changing expressions. Thank goodness i don't think about my face at that oh so wonderfully sensual moment as i would hate to be deprived of that moment of bliss just because i fear my expressions (^.^)

1:42 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

L2 - Better ask her, I'll go all shy and pink being the shrinking violet that I am.....

4:19 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Sunshine, clearly we think alike. I have it on good authority that the correct spelling of that deep and low sound is grrrrrrrrmm.


MissG, is Daddy really a BDSM term? how on earth ...? I need to google.


Northern, I had heard that about you, but that's hot Tub gossip for you.


Wilf, you're getting as cheeky as Wilf these days. Have you been eating your Shredded Wheat?




4:25 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

MissG, OMG WTF!!! Just googled it ...
I have led such a sheltered life ;-)

6:23 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Gillibean, re, your head on a man's chest! It's one of my secret weapons!!!

I call it the 'early morning voice' It's the one you would use in a conversation with someone whilst every one else is asleep. It's not a whisper, but it's not normal volume, it's a few octaves lower, and comes from way down deep in the back of your throat.

I've practised it over the years, and can now get my whole chest to rumble as I talk. Have had many partners who have asked me to chat, and when asked what about, the answer has been, 'oh anything', just chat!

6:31 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

To quote Jimmy Carr (no not is that tax deductible) "Bang and the dirt's gone", that do it for you?

6:41 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

That's a thought, what are the most inappropriate phrases that could be screamed whilst ejaculating?

1. He shoots he scores.
2. Back of the net.
3. Just as good as your sister.
4. Nearly as good as your sister.

I'll have to think about it!

6:41 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

"Bang and the dirt's gone". Oh Gerry, you really do have a way with words. Get your collar you've pulled ;-)

6:56 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Gerry, she could scream "Have you got it in yet?"

7:09 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Or she could sigh and say "was that it?"

7:19 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

"Have you got it in yet" thanks for that, like some blokes don't have enough of a complex.

"the early morning voice" sound's a little like the voice used by certain demographics who kerb crawl and use the phrase "do you want to see some puppies".

I'm a little uncomfortable I'll admit with guys making noises other than the odd grunt or maybe simple phrases like "Ooohh that's the ticket".

Women making noises is another matter, lets face it most of the time you can't fucking shut them up so why should sex be any different.

My only experience of dirty talk is from watching porn and to be honest I think if a woman came out with some of the phrases I've heard on porn films it would be really off putting.

Interesting to read though that you women share the thought that if your partners not making any noise then you must be doing something wrong, I thought that was a guy thing.

7:22 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

There's the one noise a partner should be making and that's the obvious one, breathing. Otherwise your likely to be arrested.

8:00 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Gilli I'll happily bend over but spoilt it please do enlighten me?

8:04 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Gilli BTW I like the red hair.

8:11 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

And (done right) the sexiest word in the English language?

Hello....

(please note this word is NOT sexy if don't in the voice of Wilf from The Grumbleweeds...)

8:12 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Done not don't...

FFS get a grip Riggs..

.....must be the excitement

8:19 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Gilli, he tells me he likes Brunettes all the time, the lyin' cheatin' son of a ...
When you make him bend over, give him a good spanking.

Talking of hair Gerry, have you re-styled your Avatar?
Hope you haven't waxed your chest too grrrrrrmm (off to check Gerry's pics)

8:46 pm Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

Don't worry gillibean, put your head back down on my chest again and let me recite some 18th century French poetry to you in my 'morning voice'!

(It's somewhere between a bears growl, a jar of honey, and that thumping sound that a helicopter makes when it's far away in the distance)

There, is that better now?????

8:15 am Wednesday, 16th April, 2014

MYS, if I was a betting girl, I would say you could find yourself busy over the next few weeks if you carry on with that bears and honey growling.

8:56 am Wednesday, 16th April, 2014

It just so happens ...
Then again, I might need it myself.

12:56 pm Wednesday, 16th April, 2014

mmmmmm firstly I really cant believe u hadn't known about daddydaughter play! got another for you to look at (even I had to ask) kitten play!

firstly you should never worry about how you look when in that moment of bliss.... because apparently they love it... the control of it

secondly you must try hearing the grrs in a sexy Scottish growl.... even better! being a submissive I love being told to come when its felt im near. the right words whispered in your ear can gend u futher over the egde.......
always good to have a recording too for when ur alone (6)

1:40 pm Wednesday, 16th April, 2014

In view of all the comments about growling noises,I have decided to take up the trombone.Now, if I could manage two sliding in and out movements at the same time, that would be quite something, wouldn't it Remember, a trombone is " an ill-wind that nobody blows any good "

1:43 pm Wednesday, 16th April, 2014

As for you ladies making loud noises, that wouldn't put me off at all, providing only that your pitch was on-key ! xx
Where are you Wingit,now that I need you ? xx

3:10 pm Wednesday, 16th April, 2014

With all the growling wouldn't it be like getting it owwwn with tony the tiger?

He's grrrrrrrrrreatt!!

3:22 pm Wednesday, 16th April, 2014

Luv2 good job your not a betting girl! The 'bear growling & honey voices' don't appear to be having any effect at filling my dance card. Perhaps it's time to hibernate again!
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3:28 pm Wednesday, 16th April, 2014

Gillibean, the 'noisy club' works for me, the louder the better! Positively sends me to hear screams of passion, delight and ecstasy!

8:24 pm Wednesday, 16th April, 2014


Fetch, please don't tell me you use a tuning fork ;-)

FQ, I'm sensing your feeling that this will shock. I'll Google when the house is quiet.



Ladies, ladies, ladies ... should we really be giving all our secrets away? What's that I hear you say?
Oh yes, Yes, YES, YES!!!





6:40 am Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Luv2Suc. Of course I don't use a tuning fork,but I'd be obliged if you would run through a few arpeggios to warm up, before intimacy.
Don't concern yourself about adopting a regular rhythm,I keep a metronome by the bedside for that purpose !img src="imagesadultemoticons014.gif"

6:48 am Thursday, 17th April, 2014

SAS: Apology accepted ;-)
Don't go for any walks through Hundred Acre Woods will you. You may have upset the general population there with your 'Adrian' comment. Tigger's growling (not in a sexy way) and Piglett has borrowed Wilf's chainsaw and is itching to make someone squeal like a pig ... it could be you.


Stormchaser: Really? ;-)
I'm hoping one of my blogging sisters will respond.


Shymike: My wonderful offspring (who are old enough to know better) are always commenting on how "disgusting" I am. There are few things in life that bring me more pleasure than giving them reason to be disgusted. Sometimes I wonder if they still believe the stork delivered them.


7:16 am Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Fetch, there's no better exercise for fingers than bashing out a few arpeggios before breakfast.
Allegretto!

8:22 am Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Oh luv2, 'there's no better exercise for fingers than bashing out a few arpeggios before breakfast'.

That's just about set me up for the day! Priceless. img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

12:47 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Right ! Luv2Suc, Wingit, Gilibean,Miss Goodnight, BBW liscios. Get your knickres off, I've booked the London Symphony Orchestra !img src="imagesadultemoticons016.gif"

1:33 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Thanks a bunch fetch1. Trying my hardest to concentrate, finish off my work and leave early ready for the hols!

The thought of the afore mentioned 'femme fatale's' minus their knickers, screaming with pure delight has tipped me right over the edge!

Fffffinnddiggg itt difffffiiiculllt tooooo even tyyyyppe! img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

2:34 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Shymike66 : Me too, the kids just don't sleep soundly anymore and our vocalization has gotten less, the as was mentioned the low voice, quiet moan, and ass grabbing makes up for it
Luv2 : That said, I love to just grin and say," Just wait, daughter of mine, in a few years you'll be doing the same" Mom says "Like HELL!!"

3:55 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Hmmm, interesting to read all the noise in this blog....The one I should imagine no woman, or possibly man, would want to hear is the grunt or snort as he rolls off and goes to sleep.img src="imagesadultemoticons021.gif"

4:23 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Proper, would totally agree with you on that. Personally, I always make sure I'm last to drop off! It's difficult at times, but makes sure there are no disagreeable noises for anyone to hear! img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif"

4:26 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

That should have read: 'I always make sure I'm the last person to drop off'

5:14 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

This blog will go down in history ;)
How can we ever think of leaving out the hot symphony in the bedroom when the romance is nice...make some noise do something when you are having good fun. Golden rule: never be all silent or stationary and expect to be proclaimed as a pro in bed
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9:35 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Perhaps we should both be swinging on the chandelier m'dear...? If only to fetch yer drawers down.....

11:00 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

On the advise of you ladies I've been practicing my bear growl scented with sweet honey....those bees can fly fooking fast when they want to!

11:01 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

Gilli what's wrong with my raincoat?

11:08 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

There's a fine line between sexy and out and out filthy creep. "Helloooohh" sexiest word? When uttered to a parlour maid by a monocle wearing toff in a smoking jacket with a sly grin and a raise of the eyebrow, really?

Butler bring me my totty!

11:14 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

I have to break up my comments into a number of instalments in an attempt that some of them actually appear on the blog for more than a few hours. If I ever run into the web master of this site I assure you he'll be making some fucking moaning sounds.

As for liking brunettes, L2 I wouldn't have to look elsewhere if you didn't shun my advances, you want me spanked you come and spank me yourself!

11:22 pm Thursday, 17th April, 2014

AWww bless you Ronald. I know i shouldn't, but you did make me giggle there.

6:46 am Friday, 18th April, 2014

I'm sure I don't speak for all guys but when I'm down and out grunting and groining it's at a time when I've lost all concentration. The concentration needed not to... Well finish.... Up until then I'm thinking about anything else it takes. I will defiantly try to harmonize the two states to try and please my woman.

Thanks for the insight.

Jimmy

9:18 pm Friday, 18th April, 2014

Fetch ... knickers are in my bag.


Shyboy, I bet Tomcat (if he's reading this) is well used to Wildkat having his knackers in a vice. ;-)
(Long time no see you two)


Gerry, "... you want me spanked you come and spank me yourself!"
You are such a tease (off to buy leather spanking paddle to use on Gerry)

7:40 am Monday, 21st April, 2014

Excellent, I'll practice my grunting.

11:05 am Monday, 21st April, 2014

"P.S. Probably not the best idea to practice your grunting whilst wearing it though...."

Gilli, he could always capture it on video and post it on his profile.

Actually, that's not a bad idea ... the site should introduce a place on profiles where you can record the sound of your orgasm. Interesting ... we could sit and listen to guy noises all day ;-)

11:33 am Monday, 21st April, 2014

Urhhh, urhhh, ohhhh ohhhhh, urrrrgh, urrrrrgh,

nearly there,

urrrrgggh, urrrrgh, ohhhhhhhhhh, urrgh,

just a bit more,

urrrggh, yes yes yes yessssssssssss!!!!!!

"That's the last time I ride my bike up that bloody hill"

6:41 pm Wednesday, 23rd April, 2014

"Probably not the best idea to practice grunting while wearing it" that would explain the ASBO then!

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