I'm in a complicated relationship from which, I need a little respite occasionally.

Unexpected Hospital appointment cancelled, so, now got a day off. Anyone for coffee?

Time My time here is running out, while it's been fun and there have been good times, have not been able to find my regular fwb, so pardon the pun, any interested party please apply here.

Dear Santa In the words of mere mortals! are those who are interested always miles away? Would like one one saucy lady close enough for sexy fun and frolics, as, free time is limited. That is all I want for Christmas. please Santa could You make this wish come true?

Fantasy or reality I would like to drizzle oil onto your breast,massaging it in slowly, round and round, avoiding contact with your nipples, but, hopefully making them hard, perky and erect, then turn you over and pouring oil on each buttock rubbing, stroking and squeezing, with a little running between your legs, onto your pussy and.......?

Tonight Can accommodate, cook dinner and give breakfast, if anyone wants to try a middle-ager.

Winks, favourites and profile views Ladies, whilst I much appreciate all of the above, it really winds me up, when, notifications arrive and are instantly deactivated before any response can be made. So please, would you be kind enough to message, as a response could be more forthcoming. Thankyou.

tattoo Not the usual question on here, but could do or rather need an artist to draw a design of the tattoo, that's in my head/

Question Would anyone take pity on a poor little morsel, who hasn't had any form of intamacy for 7 years, apart from the use of those things on the ends of your wrists, if you know what I mean?

Manners Has the day come when politeness, courtesy and consideration gone out the window? Manners are another thing, but the beauty of them are, they're free and easy to give, which for the most part can actually make you feel good, but it seems that being the nice guy these days is no longer hip, so maybe it's time to change.

Schizo Think I'm going to go schizophrenic, like Jekyll and Hyde, on one side it's going to be Mr Nice Guy, on the other, Mr McNasty, getting fed up with undesirables after one thing that isn't sex.

Wishful thinking. A blow job would feel really good now, after a days hot, sweaty, days work, but hey-ho, one can all but dream.

dinner Anyone want to share my Beef Bourginon tonight and may be more?

Messages Is it so hard to reply to a message? Just a thank you but no thank you will do. All messages to me are answered, it's only common curtesy and manners are free!

Today Bored, home alone, need cheering up

Today I'm bored, anyone want to chat about the mundane get a gripe of their chest?

Hiya from across the pond

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