shortfatfanny needs a pussy licker

Swinger shortfatfanny (Female) from UK, Northampton

Looking for a female friend to play with my little kitty.

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shortfatfanny Personal Details
Gender Female
Age 34
Sexuality Bisexual
Height 5ft 4in (163 cm)
Build A few extra pounds
Hair Dark brown
Body hair Trimmed
Smoke No
Location UK, England: Northamptonshire, Northampton
Drugs None
Cock/Breast size Large
Travel Will travel
Safe sex Always
Friends lucyandjon, loveslife, boobygirlFF, peachy2017, sarahmasters1970, farmboy2016, Amayne 

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shortfatfanny
  2:50 pm Friday, 19th July, 2019

Visiting Havant in August, any women or couples free to play? 

I’m interested

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shortfatfanny
  12:40 pm Saturday, 27th April, 2019

Nipples are hard while in the bath. Thinking about my fantasy of getting played with through my car window....

Very Sexy 👙

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Can come by and play with you Thursday

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We would be happy to play with them for you 

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shortfatfanny
  4:22 pm Tuesday, 2nd January, 2018

off to the cinema tonight...would love to meet another woman in the loos for a cheeky play!

Wud of loved to watch xxx

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Again 

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You couldve met a guy 😉 was it in northampton?x

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shortfatfanny
  11:44 am Sunday, 3rd December, 2017

Nothing feels better than a strangers fingers in your pussy!!

Wow 😍

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Just a finger ? 

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If you on your knees bent over can I slowly work my fist in? 

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I'd willingly oblige 

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Would love it to be our fingers x

by shortfatfanny

Is your fella any good at DIY? This is a comment for getting him to suck kiss tongue fuck your pussy. Wear a loose soft dress or skirt without any knickers on. The aim is to get humble on his back doing some repair where he is looking up and can’t easily get away. So getting him to look at the kitchen sink or coffee table leg is perfect. Straddle over Him and pretend to be Washington up a cup at the sink then as he comes up he won’t be able to avoid your naked pussy then grab him behind his head and pull him towards your pussy and don’t let him go till he has at least licked and tasted your juices and got his tongue inside. Maybe show him some porn where the repairman comes calling but immediately before you hatch your plan. Good luck and pm if you ever need a chat or want your pussy/ arse eaten and tongue fucked. 

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Pm us for a chat x

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I'd put my fingers and more in your pussy

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Pm us for a chat hun x

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PM Me 😘

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Yes please 👍

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Ouch....!!!!

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I'd love to finger your pussy 

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Good girl. 

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hey fanny we are local let's text 

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Mmmm would love to xx

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Mmm

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Like to play with you

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Or your fingers in a strangers pussy 😉

by shortfatfanny

Say the word and your can have all five of mine in there and I think Need of a few other thing she you might like ! 

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I'd love to feel a stranger's pussie round my fingers xxx 

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Mmmm id love to xc

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The only thing better than a strangers fingers in your pussy is his tongue playing also while you watch your favourite programe.xxx

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Let me know when and where, then we'll find out

by shortfatfanny

What about a strangers fingers AND tongue?

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How do you know? 

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Shame you never get close to allowing someone to do it then!

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Wanna try mine??  😉

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I can think of a couple of things that compete

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shortfatfanny
  11:29 am Monday, 23rd October, 2017

Any females looking for fun tonight? In and around Chichester. X

Meybe men 😊

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I’m nome in Nottingham NG3 send me a message let’s hook up

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Hi

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Shame your looking for females;)

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shortfatfanny
  11:45 am Sunday, 22nd October, 2017

Near Chichester, West Sussex for a few days....anyone local? 

Hi 😀

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I'm in havant only 15 minutes away x x

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Me too!! X

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I can be this afternoon! X

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shortfatfanny
  9:41 pm Sunday, 10th September, 2017

Getting very wet in the bath....

I’ll get you nice and wet out of the bath! Mmm xx

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Not far away in rugby truck stop come and play 

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Yes please 👍

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So Sexy 👠

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How u doin?

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Delicious 👄

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Hot 💕

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Lick It 👅

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Yummy 👅

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is it full of water? 

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Wow 😍

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Mmm Those lovely big tits must feel super sweet when they're all wet and soapy 😉 xx

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Best place to get wet

by shortfatfanny

You have such great tits !o wish I was playing with them 

by shortfatfanny

Sex in the bath is fun but can get very messy hope you have a mop handy ? Chris x

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shortfatfanny
  11:57 am Wednesday, 23rd August, 2017

Country park blowjob?

Classy 🍸

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any time any were x

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Pm me 😘

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If I was closer yes please 

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If only I was closer 

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Whicb country oark do you fancy 😉 could go irchester 😉 x

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Come find me , I like sending pics x

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Hot 💕

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Yummy 👅

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PM Me 😘

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Yes please 👍

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Yes please 

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You asking or offering?

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Very Sexy 👙

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Nothing better in a place like that

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Sounds like the perfect thing to do in a place like that

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Love One Lol x

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hi how r u fancy a chat in the hot tub with me, xx

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Looks like there's gona be a long que lmao 

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Where and when? xx

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Im in 😉

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Definitely. When do you have in mind?  😉 xx

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Where abouts babe?

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Yes please🤗

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Wish I was their 😫

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Sounds like a good idea to me !

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Sounds like fun😀

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Yes please.x

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shortfatfanny
  4:39 pm Friday, 11th August, 2017

Looking to play in my car next week...anyone to watch? 

Hi gorgeous how are you? Pm me on sxymohmed at gmale cums thanks Hun xxx.

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Perfect 👌

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Mmm yes would love 🙂

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Yes please 👍

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Yummy 👅

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Fuck yeah!

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Hi 😀

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Yes please or come and play in my truck

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Hell yeah

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count me in xxx

by shortfatfanny

Sounds like fun for sure

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Hi

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Mr please x

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I will drive from Guildford just to watch you beautiful x

by shortfatfanny

Let me know where and when - looking forward to enjoy the view 

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If you really want to do it this time you know how to get in touch!

by shortfatfanny

Wish I was closer I would love to watch you and probably wank over you too whilst I'm at it xxx

by shortfatfanny

Love to watch 

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Stunning wish I could read your message xxx

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Yeah of course!

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Wow stunning xxx

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Yeah x

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i know i am getting on a bit but would love to watch you play

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Love to

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would watch and watch no worries

by shortfatfanny

Make a trucker happy come flash me

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Yes I'd like to apply 

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I would like to watch you.

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Give us the details, i ll be there 

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Would to watch and help 😍😍

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Forward a video!

by shortfatfanny

Depends where and when but yes and am reasonably local.. 

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I will 😊 be happy to watch.

by shortfatfanny

shortfatfanny
  3:52 pm Tuesday, 25th July, 2017

Off out to Wicksteed....no knickers on! 

Very good no knickers on so I can put in my monster cock and cum

by shortfatfanny

Are you still there and if so give me 15 minutes?? xx

by shortfatfanny

Would love to be there so I could wank my cock as I watch 

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Mmm would love to see a pic of this x

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Mmm wish i was there

by shortfatfanny

Have a great time flashing your fanny!!!!

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shortfatfanny
  12:00 pm Tuesday, 25th July, 2017

If I pulled over somewhere discret would anyone watch me play with myself in the car. No touching. Just watching? 

She's. Going out with no Nickres on omg wish I could be there 

by shortfatfanny

Wish I could I'd shoot my load against your car window, it's ok I'd lick it off afterwards mmm 

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only if i can wank watching and you give me a taste to help me along 

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yes i want to real bad x

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I would love to just wish you were closeer to me x

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Yes until I came hard

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we both want to watch

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Hey count me in and for watching too

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Deffo as long as you don't mind me wanking xx

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Hot x

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Hmmmmmm yes !!!!!! 

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mmm love to as long as you don't mind watching me xxx

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Count me in please. 

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Yes

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We would watch then we would play. we love outdoor fun

by shortfatfanny

Of course. Where are you planning to pull over?

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You can park on my drive if you want to Fanny.

by shortfatfanny

Very interesting proposal can't make today but would love to another time

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me being in control?

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love to no touch just watch...

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hey look its a short fat fanny in my town ok lets chat about sex and fucking and do you like it up the arse and all that oh and do you like

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Deffo 

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Fuck yes lol as long as you wouldnt mind me havin a play me self 😉

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Hell yeah! I would stroke my cock while you were doing you!!

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Yes 

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shortfatfanny
  10:10 pm Wednesday, 19th July, 2017

Anyone dogging locally Friday night? X

I will be there tell me where

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Can I come and meet you

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Me tomoz

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shortfatfanny
  6:17 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Latest fantasy....in a layby/secluded public place...and old man coming up behind me and fingering my pussy...then leaving. Done this twice

That's very hot

by shortfatfanny

Northampton you say? Not far away lol x

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Can be arranged 😊

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I'll be your dirty fuck old man

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Lucky guys xxx

by shortfatfanny

Wish i could find a lady like you in a layby 😈 you would get more than a fingering.

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shortfatfanny
  10:53 pm Monday, 29th May, 2017

Well....he kissed it, slightly licked it for about 30seconds. One step at a time! 

i love to lick for hrs till you would of cum 6/7times

by shortfatfanny

its a start but I'd lick you for ages

by shortfatfanny

come in to chat room would love to talk xx

by shortfatfanny

I would nibble on your clit for a while too 😘

by shortfatfanny

Would you like a hand and me to show you how it's done? I'm close by x

by shortfatfanny

poor form....love giving oral. Could kiss and lick you for hours xx

by shortfatfanny

Fancy outdoor fun?

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Fancy chat?

by shortfatfanny

I wud eat your pussy for hours before sliding in my throbbing cock and unloading in you xx

by shortfatfanny

Love giving and receiving oral 

by shortfatfanny

Have you tried drizzling honey down there?

by shortfatfanny

I'd have licked your pussy for hours.

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I would have got dan to eat it for hours x

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shortfatfanny
  11:51 am Monday, 29th May, 2017

Think I might go out and find a quiet place to go and play in my car! 

Love it 💕

by shortfatfanny

Dav country park. Might see you there

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Can u come and watch...😈😈

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Lick It 👅

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Perfect 👌

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Yes please 👍

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Hot 💕

by shortfatfanny

I'd love to play with your pussy 

by shortfatfanny

Yummy 👅

by shortfatfanny

Pick me up know a great spot we can play in

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the ideal girl

by shortfatfanny

Can I play I'm in Bedford and would love to meet up 

by shortfatfanny

That's something I'd love to come across in a car park 😉

by shortfatfanny

Where do you play fanny???

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Pick me up 

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would love to chat, great pics xx

by shortfatfanny

Is that an invitation? Haha 

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shortfatfanny
  5:39 pm Sunday, 28th May, 2017

How do I get my man to give me oral sex? Been with him nearly 3 years and he has never gone down on me. Advice needed x

👅👅👅👅👅

by shortfatfanny

Let me show him with my pierced tongue 

by shortfatfanny

Stop sucking his cock until he eats you out xxx 

by shortfatfanny

Get someone else to do it instead 😉

by shortfatfanny

If he doesn't eat pussy and worship it you may have to leave him lol 

by shortfatfanny

Has to be totally shaved for me to go down on a woman 

by shortfatfanny

Has to be totally shaved for me to go down on a woman 

by shortfatfanny

I will help you out

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Meet me regularly x

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Love to lick pussy

by shortfatfanny

Would you like me to come over and sort you out babe.xx

by shortfatfanny

Pm me you be happy

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Dump him and get with me

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Call me 😋😘

by shortfatfanny

Need someone who don’t need telling hun 

by shortfatfanny

Just tell him to do it

by shortfatfanny

Just tell him to do it or you will find someone who will, there is plenty of men that enjoy going down 

by shortfatfanny

Tell him to get down there and suck on your clit 😋

by shortfatfanny

Hi 

by shortfatfanny

Ask him? He may think as you have not asked he shouldn’t just do it. That said most blokes would do it without asking, no question 😜

by shortfatfanny

I'll make up for that lost time!! I LOVE eating pussy and ass!!!😋😋😋

by shortfatfanny

If he wants you to give him a bj then he should go down on you...simples

by shortfatfanny

Let me come over & show him how it's done xx 👿

by shortfatfanny

Hot let me show you

by shortfatfanny

This should be a given in a good relationship. Especially if you enjoy it. Shaving it would be help but you should demand this and not reciprocate until he has you gushing. If you need any help we could lick you up ...

by shortfatfanny

Grab his head and shove it there give him no choice xx

by shortfatfanny

Tell him there’s nothing else until he makes you cum with his mouth

by shortfatfanny

Give up on him and come and sit on my face 

by shortfatfanny

Are you shaved or have hair down there?

by shortfatfanny

Love to lick it for you

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Would love too xx

by shortfatfanny

Nothing better than going down and licking a ladies pussy for ages 

by shortfatfanny

He must be gay 

by shortfatfanny

Have you tried strawberry jam....xxxxx

by shortfatfanny

I can do that for you 😋

by shortfatfanny

I Can do it for you 😂😉

by shortfatfanny

Tell him to eat out to help out what the mps be saying 

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What's wrong with him lol

by shortfatfanny

get a man that will 

by shortfatfanny

Tell him you'll go elsewhere for it if he doesnt get his finger out

by shortfatfanny

I’d be happy to show him how am

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Bling! 🤑

by shortfatfanny

Amazing bod

by shortfatfanny

Maybe he could ask me to do it for him 

by shortfatfanny

Very Sexy 👙

by shortfatfanny

Hi, i'll have ago for you honey i like a nice wet pussy bab! xxx😘😘😘

by shortfatfanny

I'll go down on ya

by shortfatfanny

Maybe get him on this site and we can teach him love going down   and feel the woman push my head deeper x

by shortfatfanny

Get someone else to do it 

by shortfatfanny

Ask him what’s stopping him and deal with that

by shortfatfanny

He doesn't know he's missing... Being able to go down on your missus and give her the pleasure she deserves is a turn on in itself!

by shortfatfanny

What a fool he doesn't know what his missing

by shortfatfanny

How any man does not want to go down on his woman is beyond me, there's nothing more satisfying than seeing your woman moan and scream in orgasm while you are down there eating her out... Might not be everybody's thing but for me, it's a must... I like to make sure she's happy and content before the mains are served 😉

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I will lol 

by shortfatfanny

The Life ist 2 Sort a For That Need Doing : Sex Make Love More and More Making The Sweet Sex !

by shortfatfanny

Oh my gosh that’s really bad nothing better than giving oral sex for hours, I love it more than a woman does 

by shortfatfanny

I love to eat your pussy hour by hour and rimming your ass 

by shortfatfanny

I will do that for you. I love it x

by shortfatfanny

SEX HARD SEX ?!? WHEN MUST WOMEN EXPAND LIKE ATOME BOMB FROM TOO MUCH ORGASM EXPAND AGAIN A AGAIN A AGAIN, SWEET SPERMII PLUS THE SWEET HONEY FROM ORGASM OF VAGINA THAT I LOVE IN MINE LIFE MAKING SEX LIKE GOD AMEN LOL

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im nearby...would love to taste you x

by shortfatfanny

Talk to him, after you've got half way giving him a blowjob, - he may be more receptive then? Or tell him he gets anal after going down on you and giving you a great orgasm 😊

by shortfatfanny

Ask me to lick you xxx

by shortfatfanny

I use fruit and whipped cream but I adore giving oral

by shortfatfanny

Let me do it f

by shortfatfanny

Well there’s a tongue here to probe your pussy 

by shortfatfanny

Tie him up and then sit on his face 😉

by shortfatfanny

Pour beer over clit I’m sure he lick it then lol

by shortfatfanny

Get rid i lick u  till u begging me 2 sto 

by shortfatfanny

change your man with someone serious

by shortfatfanny

Let us demonstrate for him on you! 

by shortfatfanny

Sounds like he got no idea how to lick your fanny 

by shortfatfanny

Restrain him to the bed and clime on his face or just invite me over to demonstrate lol

by shortfatfanny

Just sit on his face

by shortfatfanny

I will go down on you he can watch. XXX

by shortfatfanny

Will do for you

by shortfatfanny

Classy 🍸

by shortfatfanny

Love cunnilingus 😜

by shortfatfanny

Do you suck his cock for him?  If yes, tell him no more blowjobs unless he agrees to lick you out on a regular basis.  Show him what a treat he's missing.

by shortfatfanny

You can ask if he doesn’t want to let me now I can give all you want I love oral

by shortfatfanny

Have you talked to him about it to find out why?

by shortfatfanny

Well if he won't eat your pussy I will lol 

by shortfatfanny

Get your fanny out and tell him to eat it!

by shortfatfanny

I will do it for you 

by shortfatfanny

I can help I love oral. 😝

by shortfatfanny

Why don't you ask him. He may have many reasons for not doing it. Tell him you would really like him to try.xx

by shortfatfanny

Dump him! xx

by shortfatfanny

I'm a master at oral let me show him for you

by shortfatfanny

Let me help

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So Sexy 👠

by shortfatfanny

Doesn’t know what he’s missing, love a nice juicy pussy.

by shortfatfanny

Talk with him about it tell him what you e

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Sod him come see me

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Love it 💕

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PM Me 😘

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Yes please 👍

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Perfect 👌

by shortfatfanny

Does he like a cool drink? Next time you make him one sit on the couch and remove your knickers place said drink between your thighs and wearing a loose fitting dress pop it over his drink. Then call him drinks ready. When he comes in and asks for the drink tell him to close his eyes and put his hands behind his back and you will guide him to it. Then let him lick the glass to get a taste then dribble it over your naked pussy and guide him down there to drink it. X 

by shortfatfanny

I love giving oral i love it when a pussy squirts all over me it really turns me on pussy tastes beautiful i can't get enough

by shortfatfanny

Ask him after he knows you have just washed/douched down there and your trimmed or shaved. Also when he's doing it give him some verbal feedback and encouragement. If still no tell him he does not get oral if you don't, that's only fair. Last resort I live near Northampton and adore giving oral. 😉

by shortfatfanny

Just point at it and tell him " Well it ain't gonna lick it's self is it?" lol

by shortfatfanny

Aak him if the cat's got his tongue!

by shortfatfanny

I can help you with that 😋😚

by shortfatfanny

His strange

by shortfatfanny

U COME AND SEE ME INSTEAD ID LOVE TO LICK UR PUSSY DRY 

by shortfatfanny

Cover it in chocolate 😋😁

by shortfatfanny

Invite me do love oral x

by shortfatfanny

Do a head stand and pour brandy and ice cubes in the required orifice. But be careful, health professionals advise against minge drinking!!! 😆😆😆😆

by shortfatfanny

Be honest and straight with him and tell him you have needs too x

by shortfatfanny

Fuck him off and get a real man x

by shortfatfanny

Tie his arms n leg's to the bed squat on his face telling him no sucking cock till he devours your pussy xx.i love to eat pussy my wife holds on tight to the headboard and rides my Face for all she's worth xx

by shortfatfanny

Be such a joy to be sucking your juicy pussy 😝 😍

by shortfatfanny

Get rid of him. 

by shortfatfanny

Easy get in touch with me and I will eat your pussy until you cream and scream 😈

by shortfatfanny

Fuck him,, let me lick u dry 

by shortfatfanny

Wow my favourite. Maybe drizzle honey down your belly and over your lovely clit, he's gotta love licking that 🙂

by shortfatfanny

Cover it in chocolate ice cream sauce 

by shortfatfanny

Simple answer...sit on his face 😉 if that doesn't work come and see me, I love to lick pussy Xx

by shortfatfanny

When Pinky & Perky are allowed out to play, would love to kiss them all over, throughout the day!!

by shortfatfanny

Wow Mrs, would love to see them swing & sway, as you enjoy your wicked way! If your pussy is missing tongue, don't wait too long!!!

by shortfatfanny

Tell him to be a man & ea ur meat it’s got plenty of protein before someone offers to do it 

by shortfatfanny

Lick It 👅

by shortfatfanny

Tell him you are meeting the big hunky bear 🙂

by shortfatfanny

Tell him you are

by shortfatfanny

Cute 🤗

by shortfatfanny

I'd definitely love to give you oral x

by shortfatfanny

I'd definitely love to give you oral x

by shortfatfanny

Wow 😍

by shortfatfanny

Maybe wash your pussie

by shortfatfanny

Nice Boobs! 🕵

by shortfatfanny

you could find a new man 

by shortfatfanny

Shave it!  Clean it and then push his head into it!  Failing that, sit on his face 👅👅👅👅👅👅

by shortfatfanny

Come and see me I will give u the best lick an suck u will ever have and a great orgasm xx

by shortfatfanny

Get him a book called she comes first.

by shortfatfanny

Perhaps therapy? My favourite thing...

by shortfatfanny

Let's meet. I will show him how to do it 😋

by shortfatfanny

Replace him 

by shortfatfanny

Sit on his face

by shortfatfanny

I would love to show him how too bring you off with my tongue xx

by shortfatfanny

If you’re regularly going outdoor fun, maybe he’s worried it’s not just your Juices he’s lapping out of you? Lol

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Hi 😀

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Dump him!! 

by shortfatfanny

Get naked and sit in his face and be confident about it 👍

by shortfatfanny

FUCKING HELL THAT'S NOT ON, is it, IF IT HAD BEEN ME I'D HAVE GIVEN You aTONGUE FUCK EAT YOU OUT the 'st Night/ Day

by shortfatfanny

Both come round to mine I'll show him how to do it 😂

by shortfatfanny

Telll him “No licky clitty and puss... No Sucky or Fucky...In other words... No hanky-Panky..you’ll need to resort to wanky-wanky....! 

by shortfatfanny

leave him and I would do it every day to you, or stay with him and I will still happy to do it every day?

by shortfatfanny

So Sad 😭

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Hot 💕

by shortfatfanny

It looks like you will need to guide him to do exactly what you want, once he has hit the spot and got the desired result his confidence will grow and he will become more spontaneous. If that doesn't work I will pop round and sort you out.

by shortfatfanny

Well, If after 3 year he has not given you oral I don't think it will happen. Giving a lady oral is something a guy either likes or not. I love giving oral and like the taste of the lady cum, but I guess it is not everyone's idea of enjoyment. 

by shortfatfanny

I'd give by oral as soon as we meet x

by shortfatfanny

I wouldn’t mind taking tasting ur pussy love to have ur own in my face and mine on urs x

by shortfatfanny

I wouldn’t mind taking tasting ur pussy love to have ur own in my face and mine on urs 

by shortfatfanny

Don't know what he's missing 

by shortfatfanny

Maybe you should talk to him about, he may want to eat you out, but may not know how to ask you, xx

by shortfatfanny

Let me show him what hes missing 😈👅💦

by shortfatfanny

Sounds like you're in a similar situation that I am. My missus hardly ever sucks my cock. 

by shortfatfanny

I guess he need some hormone therapy for testosterone 😜

by shortfatfanny

I would need to be asked to stop

by shortfatfanny

He must be gay😂

by shortfatfanny

Yummy 👅

by shortfatfanny

Delicious 👄

by shortfatfanny

Let me come and do it i love it and am expert at it let me taste you

by shortfatfanny

Some men are reluctant but I prefer giving oral and if I really spark for a woman......she's the one!!!!!!

by shortfatfanny

Some men are reluctant but I prefer giving oral and if I really spark for a woman......she's the one!!!!!!

by shortfatfanny

Does he like chocolate or cream or tequila..frozen is extremely enjoyable ..just pop some on your clean and ideally shaved pussy...and invite him to lick it off..

by shortfatfanny

Try sitting on his face x

by shortfatfanny

Get me round to show him or sit on his face

by shortfatfanny

If you go down on him, he should return the favour. x

by shortfatfanny

Wash your fanny

by shortfatfanny

Just show him a picture of you being eaten out and tell him you'll get more of the same until he learns the purpose of his tongue

by shortfatfanny

Tell Him To Get Down There I Would Never Be Away My Speciality xx

by shortfatfanny

You don't you come and meet me and I'll lick you out for 3 hours at a time 😋

by shortfatfanny

Get him to do weight training with his pecker ,sexll be better and you won't worry about oral sex any more ,.

by shortfatfanny

Just take a sit on his face while going sleep?? Don't wear panties. Make nice atmosphere.. light can't be too bright, 

by shortfatfanny

he wont if he hasn't in 3 years , seek his approval and find it elsewhere , if hes unwilling hes probably not the guy for you .... 

by shortfatfanny

I'll show him how to....

by shortfatfanny

Find a nice guy to fool that void, one who loves licking, I'll volunteer 

by shortfatfanny

Or - take the ultimate lead, and tell him you want to try 69. 

by shortfatfanny

You've got to tell him what you want - shave or trim it, lead his hand there and tell him to taste it.   

by shortfatfanny

Sit on ma face and cum in ma mouth ,i will return the favour xx

by shortfatfanny

Have a shower together and lather each other up. Play with each other. See if it happens. Do you trim below?

by shortfatfanny

Sit on his face so he wears you like a hockey mask!

by shortfatfanny

Just sit on his face if he is not interested call me I can breath through my ears 

by shortfatfanny

Just go an sit on his face mun once he has a taste you won't get him from u 

by shortfatfanny

Hi I would gladly take his place, mmmmmm.

by shortfatfanny

How on earth has he gone nearly three years without going down on you? It is one of life's most amazing pleasures.

by shortfatfanny

What man can say. O to pussy and chocolate 

by shortfatfanny

Shave gets some choc spread out that all over your pussy , 

by shortfatfanny

What the others said eating pussy is one of my favourite pastimes

by shortfatfanny

Such a shame. I give atleast 30 mins of oral to my wife before she gets wet and horny and moans like a whore

by shortfatfanny

Get a new Bloke . Period ...

by shortfatfanny

i gotta say you dont need that kind of negativity in your life, i don't even understand how that's possible 😕

by shortfatfanny

ask!! no demand xx

by shortfatfanny

Defenatly change your man lol 😕😆😆😆Xx

by shortfatfanny

Totally missing out!!!!. Come sit on my face if you fancy

by shortfatfanny

have you discussed it with him, have you gone down on him? 

by shortfatfanny

New man ... Or n

by shortfatfanny

Come see me x

by shortfatfanny

try being forceful, I love that myself

by shortfatfanny

Change your man??

by shortfatfanny

shortfatfanny
  12:22 pm Sunday, 28th May, 2017

Clean shaved shortfatfanny.....tempted to go dogging!

Amazing bod

by shortfatfanny

id love to take you outdoor fun x

by shortfatfanny

So Sexy 👠

by shortfatfanny

I ll fuck your wet pussy doggy style and suck on your boobs.

by shortfatfanny


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