OK now that i got your attention guys, Grab your cocks and start reading .....hehe!
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PROFILE UPDATED - 16 OCT 09
OK guys, before you start messaging me, take a couple of mins to read this carefully and your reply might NOT end up in the BIN.....
Yes I'm what I described in my Headline - a blonde slut with very large 36G natural tits but I’m also an intelligent, university educated young woman who knows how to hold a decent conversation!
So before you start drooling and wanking, pay attention because I only reply to those I can “click” with on a cerebral level.
However, being university educated isn’t as big a deal as I thought it would be. I thought it would get me a career, a future and security, etc, but I’ve realised there are thousands of other girls out there too who are better qualified than me looking for the same thing too!
So, in order to get ahead of the game, I had to take stock of my life and see what else I had to offer…
Well, for a start, I am blessed with a very large pair of melons which I’m sure none of the others have and I realise they are impossible not to stare at when they’re wobbling in my tops as I walk around. And, I’ve also discovered they are ideal for titfucks and since I suck cock better than a 2 bit New York hooker on crack…they really come in handy when a guy needs to cum!
Furthermore, I have more experience than the other girls as I have fucked and sucked my way through university, bars, clubs, friends and even the occasional stranger, so I do have a good track record.
You will also be pleased to know that whilst most girls want to go on dates and get to know a person (which requires expensive meals and gifts), I’m willing to suck cock on the first date……and most importantly, I always swallow….
So far so good? Are your dicks harder now? Hehe, ok I will continue…
OK, now a bit about me so you have something to talk to me about I guess. I have a pretty good job and can be professional and respectful at work, but there are times when i can be a complete and utter slut and just need a real good banging again and again (which seems to be getting greater as I approach that famous age of 30 yrs!)
Now I don’t know if that’s anything to do with the fact that I have an unusually high sex drive or if it’s because I spent as much time getting laid at Uni as I did studying?
But then again alcohol and me were often inseparable which is more than I can say for my clothes lol. It’s funny how you somehow end up associating the taste of vodka to the taste of sperm when the two used to flow so copiously when the lads would come round lol!
Now you may be thinking. “Shame on you harlot!” but the truth is they were very good friends and very close to me so sucking and fucking with my best Uni friends just seemed as natural as missing assignment deadlines (for me anyway).
I’ve got a few extra pounds some would say but I just put it down to good curves in most of the right places. But then again, sometimes dressing like a trashy whore strutting my stuff down town on a night in a pair of hooker boots and a pathetic excuse for a skirt (and even more pointless top that can barely hold by wobbling melons in) can be a real eye opener and may even compensate for the fact I don’t have a Megan Fox body…
Yes you can write to me in an erotic fashion since intelligence for me is an appealing bonus too and just adds to the excitement for me. However, I don’t necessarily mean write in the style of, “Fellate my male reproductive organ you sexually deviant courtesan of the night!” I mean, it just doesn’t have that ring to it does it? I like to be talked to intelligently just like everyone else and to be treated like a woman with a pair of 36G brains because after all, we all like to be appreciated at all levels don’t we? And if you can impress me with a decent and fairly intelligent reply, who knows, you might be cramming your dick down my throat and shooting your load yelling, “Suck my fucking cock you dirty bitch!” in the back of a car very soon…. like many others before you.
Not sure what else to put but love oral, anal, and of course, swallowing!! Nothing like a good protein rich diet to keep a lady looking young and pretty is there? Like men who know how to use a tongue too, you gotta know how to eat pussy guys otherwise you’ll never know what a sweet sticky and slippery girl I really am! Also like 3-4 or moresomes but I really need to know who’s who before I do. Pretty much up to anything as long as its not painful and I do have quite a dirty and slightly kinky mind lol!
Good luck replying guys, hope you can type now you’ve read my profile and remember, clean the keyboard before you start typing……hehehe!
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 44 |
| Location | UK, England: West Yorkshire, Leeds |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Sometimes |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 4in (163 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |
| 10:06 pm Tuesday, 20th September, 2022
Just wanted to say to you that you are absolutely sexy and horny baby xx |
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| 9:29 pm Friday, 24th August, 2018
Nice wallpapers that Laura Ashley? |