Running towards my shag by date a little faster than anticipated. But hey ho. Ain't a lot we can do about that
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 51 | |
Location | UK, England: Essex, Colchester | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
🍷 Drink | Socially | |
🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
📏 Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) | |
⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
👱 Hair Colour | Other | |
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11:16 pm Sunday, 15th November, 2020
I have just realised with horror that I am now galloping headlong towards my "shag by date". Not that happy about it as you can guess.! |
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10:23 am Saturday, 7th November, 2020
I visited my female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthetic injection. "No way, no needles! I hate needles!" So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me! Sh asked if I had any objections to taking a pill. "No," "I'm fine with pills." So the dentist gave me two little blue pills "What are those?" "Viagra," she replied. "I'll be damned," "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer." "It doesn't," said said, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth! |