I’m a friendly and laid back guy who tries to be positive in every situation.
I try not to take life too seriously… it’s difficult enough without injecting as much fun as possible into it, but at the same time I can be very level headed and dependable.
I am fluent in dark humour and sarcasm and I’m all about the important questions in life such as ‘is Die Hard a Christmas movie?’ And ‘does the toilet paper go over or under?’
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 43 |
| Location | UK, England: Essex, Southend-on-sea |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 💞 Relationship status | Single |
| ⭐ Star Sign | Aquarius |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| ⚒️ Job | Engineering |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🍽️ Diet | I eat everything! |
| 🤸 Exercise | Sometimes |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |
| 👁️ Eye colour | Green |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Light Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |
| 🎨 Tattoos | I've got some |
| 💍 Piercings | Never! |
| 🖌️ Body Modifications | Never! |
| 8:43 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
Mistress would love for you to taste every drop of wet dripping pussy |
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| 1:00 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
let me sit on your face now? |
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| 2:07 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
Let’s chat x |
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| 1:00 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
Hey there babe |
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| 2:19 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
Mssg me |
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| 1:00 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
message me |