4:10 pm Monday, 17th December, 2018
With Christmas just around the corner, the festive feels are in full swing. Maybe you love the holidays as much as Buddy the Elf or the attitude of Scrooge matches your feelings a little better, we have some seriously kinky ways to put some festive spice into your sex life.
So whether you’ve been naughty or nice, get into the horny holiday spirit with these six sex positions that will make you scream “Santa’s coming” ;-)
Very similar to doggy style, where the guy is behind the girl, except he explicitly imagines her as a plucky reindeer who carries the task of transporting her gift-bearing lover all over the world. Most effective when one or both parties wear a festive hat and/or a sexy couples’ reins and bit combination in the mouth.
The stocking stuffer is, arguably, one of the finest yuletide positions. While operating, both parties must be upright and near a roaring fire or play a virtual fireplace on your tv (it’s a thing...Google it) The lady places one or both legs around the man’s hips as he thrusts upwards and *ahem* stuffs her.
This is the position for ladies who want a little something extra during the love-making session. The real Santa’s helpers are elves, reindeer, and other North Pole creatures, but in this particular case, her little helper is a tiny vibrator getting things ready for sexy times in the spooning position. Best part? Either of you can use it… wherever you want, although a pro tip is to aim for the clitoris.
This probably isn't what people mean when they say the season is all about giving, but what the hell. With this position, you can provide her with everything she’s ever wanted for Christmas (and every other day of the year) with an unabashedly long oral session. While your partner's sitting up on a couch, you assume the position of getting on your knees between her knees and… well, you probably know what to do. Don’t stop until she pushes you away.
Okay, this one you will need to have good communication with your partner, it’s a sensitive subject. Both guys and girls are afraid of testicles - and why shouldn’t we be? Just seeing the pained look in a man’s eyes, when his balls get a busting is something we don’t want to be apart off. However, with Jingle Balls, the lady treats the testicles beneath her like as politely as possible as she gingerly rubs over and/or tickles her fella’s balls while doing reverse cowgirl. Unlike bells, there should be very little jingling involved, just a gentle tickle.
Some of the best kind of sex is the passionate, frustrated sex you'll have after a long night at your in-laws' place. Start with a fuming car ride and then jump each other’s bones the moment you get home. Don't even take your clothes off, just go at it like a pack of wild reindeer.
Does the festive season make you extra frisky? Which position would you add to your wish list to Santa? Let us know in the comments below.