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The Lowdown On Steak and BJ: Raring To Go or Well Done

9:59 am Tuesday, 12th March, 2019

    The mushy times of Valentine's are long gone. Gestures of flowers, chocolates and giant teddy bears are so last month! Now we come to man's favourite event of the year. That's right, March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day, and we are celebrating all week!

    It is rumoured that this holiday was created by Rhode Island disc jockey, Tom Birdsey, who had a brainwave one day that men should be compensated for their extra efforts on Valentine's Day. So...what do men like best? Fillet and fellatio of course! And thus Steak and Blowjob Day was born.

    So, what can you guys do to make this more fun for your partner, besides telling them how you would like your steak cooked? How can you encourage them to take part in this day that is all about you? It's all about the presentation.

    Keep It Clean

    This may be a no brainer to most, but nothing is more off-putting than an unwashed willy. Make sure your penis is thoroughly prepped for a pampering of the mouthy kind. Why not get your partner involved and indulge in a bathroom quickie before dinner?

    Marinade Your Meat

    Perhaps not a dry rub like your T-bone, but you can make your todger more lickable with some flavourful lubricants. Not only will they heighten your pleasure, but they will also make for a more tasty experience all round.

    An Even Sweeter Happy Ending

    Some foods to avoid are obvious - garlic and onions make our breath smell - and add a funky taste to your semen too - thanks to their high sulphur content. If you want to sweeten your sperms, try eating plenty of fruits that are high in natural sugars. Pineapple juice is a winner. Also, sweet and fragrant foods and herbs like parsley, wheatgrass, celery, cinnamon, peppermint and lemon can all make for a sweeter blowjob session.

    Serve and Enjoy!

    Of course, some people find oral sex a huge turn off, and it's not for everyone - If this is the case, there are plenty of other sexy ways to mark the occasion. The idea is to both get turned on from the experience and have fun doing it.

    Sharing Is Caring

    Sex should never be just about one person, so make sure you show your appreciation to your playmate by returning the fellatio favour.

    Site Admins Saucy Steak Recipe

    1. Take the steaks out of the fridge 2 hours before you plan to cook them, and allow them to come to room temperature.
    2. Heat a heavy-based griddle pan or frying pan over medium-high heat. Pat the steaks dry with kitchen towel. Spread a thin layer of salt and a sprinkle of course pepper on a plate. Put the steak on the plate, and turn to coat the steak lightly, then put it flat-side down into the pan. Cook for 90 seconds on each side, pressing down with a spatula, until both sides are well browned.
    3. Add the butter, garlic and thyme to the pan and, when melted, use them for basting the steak, turning it every minute until it’s done to your liking. 2-3 minutes per side for Rare, 4-5 minutes per side for Medium-rare, 5-6 minutes per side for Medium and 7-8 minutes per side for well-done.
    4. Take out of the pan and leave somewhere warm to rest for 5-10 minutes, then serve.

    So guys, how will you be celebrating? I will be joining the single ladies for a ham sandwich and high-five until 'Cake and Cunnilingus Day' becomes a thing (why is this not a thing?!) ;-)

    Happy Steak and Blowjob Day everybody! Here's hoping both are well done!