Non-Sexual Things That Turn People On

12:00 pm Monday, 27^th January, 2020

Damn, That Tree Is… Sexy?

There is something extremely sexy about the roar of a high-powered motorcycle, especially when you’re straddling the beast. Then there is that breathless moment when the rush of danger turns into arousal, but have you ever been walking through your local park and had the local flora give you a hardon?

The Eye Of The Beholder

Sexuality is a complex thing. It’s not as simple as the romcoms make it out to be, boy doesn’t always meet girl suddenly its true panty-dropping love – sometimes a tipsy boy meets a sweet looking tailpipe and has to have sex with it… even when the police try to stop him. Seriously it’s a thing, Google it.

The world is full of interesting fetishes and kinks, here a few interesting ones…

Dendrophilia – the term literally means “a love of trees” and refers to being sexually attracted to or aroused by trees. Whether it’s the soft leaves of rough bark that makes you bite your lower lip enjoy yourself. Do be careful of what else might be in a hole you use – it would be tragic to have your woody wood-pecked.
Objectophilia – we’ve all had shoes or gifts we’ve loved, however, this kink takes that love to a romantic level. People who love inanimate objects this way have even been known to fall in love with buildings, in fact, Erika Labrie “married” the Eiffel Tower in 2007… sure, go ahead, you can Google this one too.
Plushophilia – remember that partner who had a bed full of stuffed toys and always wanted to have sex on them? Chances are they were sexually aroused by stuffed animals and plush toys. Next time you pop over for a hook up turn up wearing a teddy bear costume and see where the night goes.

Fun and Games

There is something to the idea of not knocking something until you’ve tried it. Experimenting with toys, food and perhaps a few kitchen utensils in the bedroom can be a ton of fun and give you and your partner something to giggle about at the next dinner party when one of your friends comments on how nice the new serving spoons are.

Eat Up – from the first time a caveman saw his mate eat a banana we’ve been playing with food during sex. Why not set up a romantic evening with chocolates, cream, fruit and other edible delicacies and eat from off and out of one another. The stickier and sweeter the better in my opinion but you do you.
The Ties That Bind – in a post Fifty Shades world this is probably a lot more common but if you haven’t tried tying up your partner with stockings or a tie it’s definitely worth experimenting with. They also make great “sensation” toys, blindfold your partner and then run different textured materials over their body, you never know which sensation will illicit that sexy gasp you’ve been waiting for.
Such A Bad Boy – is your partner getting a little overzealous? It’s never too late to instil some discipline at the moment, especially when it’s done with the firm but playful stroke of the spatula to their bottom. Spanking is sexy as hell, and the kitchen is full of spoons, paddles and other objects that can both be bitten down on and used to spank with. Go wild.
What’s That Buzzing Sound – vibrators are fun for boys and girls but not everyone has a closet full of them in a range of colours and sizes to choose from. There are plenty of items on hand that have a buzzing option that will work in a pinch. Set your cellphone on vibrate, turn up the intensity and see which of your ringtones your partner enjoys the most. Otherwise, grab your electric toothbrush, use the back of a clean head to tease your partner to a climax.

Don’t Be Shy

Whether it was thanks to porn, the ardour of youth or being led down a path of discovery by a seasoned lover we have all tried something that others would deem a little risqué. What is your secret sexual pleasure, or what toys have you used that we can add to our Must-Try lists?