Getting Freaky for a Horny Halloween
10:07 am Wednesday, 30th October, 2024
Does Halloween turn you into a horny devil? 🔥😈 Do you get aroused when you see a cutie in a kinky costume? 🤤🦇
Let’s explore a few different ways you can get downright freaky this Halloween. 🥵👇
Game time 👻
Who wants to play a naughty game of trick or treat? 😏
First, write out a list of sex activities on slips of paper, making sure that everyone agrees that they would be up for any of them. 🔥 Maybe it’s “suck the nipples of the person next to you” or “put on a sexy striptease for the room”. 👅 Tailor your requests to the group – it works just as well one-on-one as it does at a sex party! 🥳
Put the slips of paper in a bag, and these are your ‘tricks’. 😈
Then, gather some erotic aphrodisiacs – like chocolate-coated strawberries, whipped cream, fresh mango. 🍓🍫🍦🥭 Write the names of these out on more slips of paper, and add them to the same bag. These are your ‘treats’. 😇
Now, take it in turns to pick something out of the bag, and see if you’ll get a trick or a treat. 😉
“Oh dear, I hope I don’t have to bend over naked in front of the whole party, that would be sooooooo unfortunate…” 😇😜🍑
Spooky toys 👽🍆
Wanna try something a bit freakier? 🤯 Indulge in spooky sex toys – dragon vibrators, monster tentacle dildos… 🐉 The (under)world is yours to explore! 😏
The ribs and bumps on novelty-shaped sex toys will give you some unique sensations inside, perfect for anal and vaginal play. 🍑🌸 Oh my… 😵💫
Blood and fangs: vampire roleplay 🧛
Ever fantasized about being bitten by a sexy vampire? Indulge in roleplay to bring your dirty dreams to life. 😈 Grab yourself a cloak and a pair of fangs and get ready to sink your teeth in… 🫦
Learn more about the tantalizing world of sexual biting in our guide to biting in the bedroom. 🔥
Up the ante by using a red liquid to mimic fake blood – red wine, melted chocolate, and strawberry sauce all work well. 🍷🍫🩸 Choose your favorite, and you won’t have to feign your cravings when you lick it alllllll up. 👅😈
Menstrual blood 🩸
Want something more realistic? If either (or both) of you menstruates, time your spooky sex sesh with your next period. 🌙 Now you’ve got a safe and natural way to play with blood in the bedroom. 😘
Lay down a towel, and dive right into the fun – with added lube included! ✊🩸 I vaaaant to suuuuck your cliiiiit… 🧛
As a bonus, some people have higher sex drives and increased sensitivity when they’re menstruating, and orgasms can relieve cramps. 🙌
Remember that sex on your period doesn’t have to be a fetish – you can just wanna fuck, and happen to be bleeding from your vagina at the same time, and that’s perfectly normal and okay too! 🤷
Candles 🕯️
Ready to heat things up in the vampire’s mansion? 🔥 Dripping heated wax over each other’s bodies is a super erotic (and spooky!) way to heighten your skin’s sensitivity. 🕯️ Light a massage candle, and let the wax drip, drip, drip. 🥵
Focus on less painful areas first, like your back and shoulders, before moving slowly towards your erogenous zones. 🤤 Think you can handle the heat? 🔥😩
💡 Safe Sex Tip: For wax play, always choose massage candles made from soy wax or beeswax. These burn at a lower heat purposefully designed for close contact with your skin, and the resulting massage oils are beautifully scented and moisture-rich. 😘
Do you get horny around Halloween? Are you getting kink to celebrate the spooky season? 🎃 Indulge us with all your scary, hairy and horny thoughts in the comments below… 😏👇