I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Seeking Couple, Male
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 34 | |
| Sexuality | Bisexual | |
| Location | USA, Florida, Jacksonville | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) | |
| Build | Athletic | |
| Hair | Dark brown | |
| Body hair | Shaved | |
| Body decoration | Tattoos | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Smoke | No | |
| Drugs | Some | |
| Cock/Breast size | Large | |
| Travel | Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
