Shy, discrete, clandestine first-time fun, anyone.....?

Hi - I'm extremely, indescribably, inexorably non-descript - but I'd really like to spend a no-pressure afternoonevening with an understanding CDTV who appreciates my need for proximity, intimacy, and maybe the odd cuddle or two. I probably look like your backwards gap-toothed cousin Cleetus, and you're probably the shy, nervous girl who wants to meet someone for discreet fun, behind closed doors. I'm near Plymouth and lonely...... you?