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Erotica - Win or Fail?

12:01 pm Monday, 22nd June, 2015

Boasted to be fifty times the pleasure and the pain! On Thursday, June 18, Fifty Shades of Grey author E L James released her latest novel, 'Grey', a take on her first bestselling erotic novel. The previous 3 left an awful lot to be desired in some minds and truly tantalised the tastebuds of others.

I'd like to ask you guys what is the most erotic thing you have ever read? Be it a novel, an article, a poem or a note from a lover, what sent your senses into a spin when it comes to all things ‘wordy’?

Oh! And has anyone read the book yet? What did you think?



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1:28 pm Monday, 22nd June, 2015

Tiffany reisz- the original sinners series ... There gay straight bi doms dominatrixs Young old Set around the world of underground sex clubs , I cried laughed but most of all got really turned on gaz loved when I read these to him we only lasted ten mins of reading befor we would jump each other xxxx

7:46 pm Monday, 22nd June, 2015

Hello Maria xx A poem by John Keats entitled " Bright Star " On one level you might think it is about Keats love of the natural world butgiven the background, he uses mainly symbolism to describe his infatuation and erotic thoughts for a woman ( unknown ) I was lucky enough to have an English Master who opened my eyes to this when I was doing A level literature and the discovery of the the true meaning of the piece, was mind-blowing. " The Rainbow " by D H Lawrence ( the prequel of " Women in Love " I also found to be very erotic,much more so than Lady Chatterley's lover.
As far as art is concerned,what can be more erotic than the black and white pen drawings of Aubrey Beardsley? I also found the painting " An Odalisque reclining on a Divan " by Delacroix to be very sexy in the extreme ,but on reflection that was probably due to the fact that the subject reminded my strongly of a lady for whom I had an insatiable lust!

11:04 am Tuesday, 23rd June, 2015

Delta of Venus by Anais Nin, a collection of short stories that cover just about every kink, first published way back in '69

12:04 pm Tuesday, 23rd June, 2015

Great choices Fetch, I love the poem 'Bright Star' too. I must confess that I had to search the art references, very intriguing stuff. ImogenM I have heard of 'Delta of Venus' but I have never read the collection. I shall investigate. Same with your suggestions Garryandkerry :-)

6:20 pm Tuesday, 23rd June, 2015

Enid Blyton's Noddy in Toy Town has always been a favourite of mine.
All those secret romps in the woods with Mr Plod and Tessie Bear and let's not forget how Big Ears got his nickname ... shocking!
Keep a copy on the top shelf of the bookcase, well away from the children :-)

10:45 pm Tuesday, 23rd June, 2015

Fail. Fail fail fail. I started the first shades of grey as we took it in book club. One member ADORED it and recommended it as an eye opener. I made it to the first sex scene (as i felt i had to) but didn't mention that i'd heard better sex scenes online (despite the fact that I don't to sex chat!).

I have yet to find Eroitca that doesn't make me think....DAMN, I could do better.

12:02 pm Wednesday, 24th June, 2015

Luv2 (and any other interested party) :

This is a totally true story (really!):
One of my earliest childhood memories is being traumatized by a Noddy book. I forget which particular one it was, but it was read to me by my mother while I sat on her knee looking at the pictures (maybe when I was about 2 or 3). There was a particular page in the book that triggered alarm bells because I knew that when my Mum turned over to the next page, a horrific and frightening scenario would unfold, and therefore - as my pulse quickened and my eyes widened - I would reach out and touch her wrist to prevent her turning the page.....

Noddy was driving through the Dark, Dark Wood on his way to Big Ears' house.....when suddenly he was ambushed by a group of about 5-6 golliwogs (I know that is non-PC these days, but please bear with me for the purposes of this tale). They dragged him out of the car (which of course was open-topped), stripped off all his clothes, and disappeared with the car and all of Noddy's belongings. Noddy was then forced to crawl naked, tearfully (and I remember the tears) to Big Ears' place, the moonlight reflecting off his naked little buttocks......

I often wonder whether this triggered some sort of atavistic awareness within me. It was certainly scary to me at the time, and yet I was grimly fascinated. The very fact I can remember it clearly after many decades indicates the impact it had on me. It may seem laughable through adult eyes, but even this colorful and possibly trifling episode from my own childhood has made me realize just how sensitive children are to any kind of abnormality during their upbringing. Who knows.....? It might even lie at the basis of why I'm on this site (muffled laughter.....).

5:19 pm Wednesday, 24th June, 2015

My first ever Blyton read was 'Five Have Plenty of Fun' where Dick and Fanny get lost in a secret passage.
I kid you not ...

1:17 am Thursday, 25th June, 2015

I always preferred The Comic Strip Presents versions :-)

3:55 pm Sunday, 5th July, 2015

.........er.........thank you for your profound input.

6:55 pm Sunday, 5th July, 2015

Sexiest thing i have read is the communications between me and my partner when he was overseas working and we were sending one another insane with all the commentary about what we were fantasizing about doing to one another... it got rather steamy and we learnt so much about one another in the process... our deepest and darkest thoughts came out wow x

6:48 am Monday, 6th July, 2015

I wonder if the repeated...img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" 's have anything to do with Parkinson's Law of work expanding to fill the available space ? I seem to remember touching on it at school...and the memory " Kinda Lingers "

7:06 am Monday, 6th July, 2015

"emoji".....another Japanese word to have entered the English vocab, along with "karaoke", "shibari" and "bukkake" :-)

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