I often have music playing in the background when I'm doing something. It's actually a vital ingredient for me when cooking. But sometimes, I have to stop and listen again to a song very carefully because did they really just sing what I thought they just sang or are my ears still waterlogged from swimming last year? Yep, this is a blog about those bizarre twisted lyrics. There are so many out there to choose from. And I can't be the only one with aged hearing, surely?
Anyone remember that romantic song, I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight by Cutting Crew? It contains a strong warning about the food you serve:
"I just died in your arms tonight, must have been some kind of cheese".
My current favourite twisted lyric is in that great Billy Joel song, We Didn't Start the Fire. Listen carefully and he sings....
"hypodermics on the shores, vaginas under martial law"
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7:41 pm Tuesday, 26th May, 2015
The Three degrees sang " My simple heart "...it always sounded like " Bicycle Pump " to me |
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1:38 am Wednesday, 27th May, 2015
Bjork "he's venus as a boy" = "his penis has a boil"
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10:15 am Wednesday, 27th May, 2015
Loving "his penis has a boil" from SunShineGirlUK and also "you're a dick with a glove", from lostman55 - thanks for those contributions! I have to say that last one does remind me of something SunshineGirl posted on another blog - "No glove, no love".
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1:38 pm Wednesday, 27th May, 2015
Just for you here's another Turquiose.....'If you don't shield your rocket - Keep it in your pocket' :-) x |
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2:24 pm Wednesday, 27th May, 2015
Lol! Which song is that from SSG? |
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3:04 pm Thursday, 28th May, 2015
Here's a classic from Michael Jackson:
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7:24 am Monday, 8th June, 2015
I also like song parodies " Sam and Janet evening " from South Pacific.
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