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alone...and need to be under big male body

8:44 am Saturday, 16th May, 2015

I'm playing alone in my bedroom with an inflatable butt plug trying to go bigger every time I use it. Hubby will never try anal sex. Little does he know eh?



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8:58 am Saturday, 16th May, 2015

That shouldn't be allowed. If you need some help. Let me know! X

9:18 am Saturday, 16th May, 2015

Lets deflate the butt plug and I will replace it with my own

12:55 pm Saturday, 16th May, 2015

"It's one of life's ultimate pleasures."

Yes there's nothing like the smell of faecal material in the morning :-)

3:27 pm Saturday, 16th May, 2015

"You are doing it wrong"

Damn.....I forgot the carbolic enema :-) So romantic :-)

4:27 pm Saturday, 16th May, 2015

dont play alone! do you cam to cam or meet lets play together xxximg src='imagesadultemoticons002.gif'

7:28 pm Saturday, 16th May, 2015

Oh Ellen, you are such a delightful woman, it's just a shame your hubby won't play along. With some training I think you would make a first class sub and i would love to control your pleasure, only letting you cum when I feel you've earned it through your acquiescence to my commands.

7:51 pm Saturday, 16th May, 2015

I'm in Elstow Bedford and can help you play or shall I say would love to play with you img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif"

1:44 am Sunday, 17th May, 2015

"You're still doing it wrong"
Anal? Me? .......naahhhh.
I'm only here in my capacity as court jester and piss-taker to add a bit of balance, contrast, and light relief.
And to explode the odd myth of course :-)

5:36 am Sunday, 17th May, 2015

Skebbie, honestly you made me laugh so hard. Coffee in West Yorkshire laughing? That is indeed a nice thought :)

6:19 am Sunday, 17th May, 2015

You might want to lay a coffee pipeline across the Urals to Japan, where I've only got green tea in stock at the moment :-)

7:29 am Sunday, 17th May, 2015

....or we could go to Sassy's fav place...Costa coffee? :P

7:45 am Sunday, 17th May, 2015

What a crime !!!! Jesus man !! Go and pleasure your wife if you don't there will be a long line that will and I'm first !!!img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif"

12:36 pm Sunday, 17th May, 2015

lets do itimg src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons014.gif"

12:58 pm Sunday, 17th May, 2015

Ahh can't help but mention....a coffee enema is supposed to come with many benefits, though don't think 'costa' have started providing that service...yet lol. 'Me' think i'll stick to my coffee served in a cup all the same :-) x

1:22 pm Sunday, 17th May, 2015

Reminds me of that old joke about a guy in hospital who was being fed via a rectal tube.
When the nurse poured a cup of coffee down the tube, the guy shrieked in discomfort.
"What's the matter?" said the nurse. "Too hot?"
"No" said the guy, "Not enough sugar" :-)

2:25 pm Sunday, 17th May, 2015

Sunshiine, Hahahahaha, the picture of enema and Costa Coffee now will never leave my mind....

Skebbie, Great joke!!!

11:40 am Saturday, 30th May, 2015

LET ME LOOSEN THAT WHOLE BUTT A LITTLE

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