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how often do I masturbate

12:06 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015

Never sat down and really thought about it, I masturbate whenever I feel the need, twice a week at least sometime more twice a night lol. Then began to think I am 67, still very sexually active, got a new partner 20 years younger, maybe there is a connection 67 years young



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6:59 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015

Ah another maths blog!
An inverse correlation between the age of the partner and the number of times a male feels the need to masturbate.

Interesting ...

7:07 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015

I don't think age has got anything to do with it really, but getting a new partner can rekindle the libido and make you more horny.
I certainly have been playing a lot more with myself after chatting and meeting someone on here.

8:04 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015

Now here is a co-incidence which may interest Luv2 suc. When I was at school it was the order that a master had to be on duty in the Dining Hall. A friend of mine decided one day ,hoe much of his lunch he could put in his mouth in one go.The Master on duty spotted this and gave him 100 lines " Mastication is an aid to digestion "...and yes,you've guessed it ! it was the Maths Master ! A tenuous connection I know but the best I could come up with !

4:45 am Wednesday, 13th May, 2015

Fetch, those wonderful school days, when three out of two Maths Masters had a solution to every problem.


Porky, you have a point there!

5:09 am Wednesday, 13th May, 2015

Ah Luv2suc. It's all down to a Public School education. Cold showers,damp bed sheets, 2 hours Prep every night, compulsory cross-country running,a sneaky feel of Matron's boobs and regular thrashings. Made me the man I am today ( I regret to say )img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

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