Sod's Law....or is it the Luck of the American?

Twixt optimist and pessimist the difference is droll.
The optimist sees the doughnut,
The pessimist sees the hole !
( and may I observe, you have delicious-looking doughnuts,Aphrodite ! )
Chris. Please allow me the pleasure of topping you up !

Sounds like an average Sunday !

Glass half emptyfull..feck it...I want the whole darn crate !!

Timing...hotel with private hot tub booked...after 20plus years of playing rugby without serious injury..a game the day before hottub hotel ..I dislocate my shoulder and break my little finger...tough game..lesson learnt..too old to play!

I really really try to look at the world with an optimistic approach. Sometimes, it works wonderfully, sometimes it does not because I feel the world is against me...hahaha...However, this is what makes life interesting, I would not like to have my glass full of the time, actually I like to be thirsty sometimes so then next time I have got to drink it, it is the tastiest and most amazing thing ever....

1. Queuing for 30 minutes to buy something to realize you forgot your wallet at home....GRRR!! (However, a guy who was my neighbour saw me and lent me the money and we got to talk...cute)
2. Writing a huge blog and realized it got deleted or just vanished and you did not have a copy. (The next version was better anyway)
3. Holidays on a beach and there is a hurricane on the way..hahaha...(At the hotel, I was moping but I got to know other people like me moping and had a great time talking)

Anyway, now I am smiling, I know at that time I was mad but then I thought about the amazing things that happened to me later.img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

Chuckles..psavour x

Psavour.....WRAC a loooong time ago
AA?...naaah my liver is healthy..just my mind needs detoxing..grins
Contact sports..always!!

HEY....we're not WRONG! frisky...the nerve

No Psavour Womens Royal Army Corps x

So u been dumped live with it and more

Yank a dime a is that

Shit if that what u look for why bother u find who

Dixy,you jogged a fond memory. I have only been unfaithful twice in my life. Once with the lady next door and once with the Women's Royal Army Corps !img src="imagesadultemoticons016.gif"

The whole darn Corps?..winks

Nothing to apologise for psavour!
1985-89

i haven't been dunped, some comments here make no sense, and it's called HUMOR. some people get it.

freeforpleasure has it right, every action has an equal or opposite reaction. and most times when something bad happens.. there is something good that will balance it out.
Alanis said it best....
meeting the man of your dreams.. then meeting his beautiful wife! LOL!

Scramble the egg instead :)

She wasn't too good at lateral thinking old Alanis, 10,000 spoons will do the job of a knife if you wield them right. And you could weigh half of them in and buy a nice knife with the proceeds!

Do u enjoy the sex?

Cant stand sex....it's messy, inconvenient and omg--some men actually think I'll take off my clothes (even my shirt).

I don't think anyone REALLY enjoys it...do they?

Goddess, there is a mathematical formula for Professor Sodd's Law. 1 + 1 = 2, where equals symbolises hardly every. Examples are legion .. the part you want is always out of stock....... the earlier you leave, the quicker you get there and the converse, if you are late, you get held up more. Dodd also argues tat the optimist is in fact pessimistic as that is the best it will be, whereas the pessimist invariably finds it isn't as bad as it cold have been.

For stars red that which I wrote.. formula one plus one equals two, where equals s.....

grrrr , how lovely to make a comment and have it adulterated by the system!
One plus one
Equals
Two

"Lucky White Heather", "get your Lucky White Heather " (market stall trader style)

Yep think i could set up a business selling some lucky charms on this here site lol :-) x

Glass half full, or half empty? I prefer the scientific approach, that the glass is in fact the incorrect size for the liquid it's holding. img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

'My glass runneth over' MYS well that is when i'm partaking in a delicious tipple or a few of Cardu (other whisky availabe, though please be warned avoid 'Monkeys Arse!!!) :-) x

Good god Don't look SensualS, take my word for it and avoid looking at the 'Monkeys Arse' it all costs!!!

OMG....is this another example of Blogjacking??? jack away.....it's almost as much fun as potatoes (my last blogjacking experience, to those who don't know...and highly informative it was, too).

midnight munchies....the bane of hips and thighs. I'm debating hummos and veg or a good fry up? CHIPS. I'll need to check my other blog for which potato is best....

Most people like jacking, Glen Farcus or Talasker and chips, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside... make a good slogan.

Got this response via mail and as I doubt he can view it, had to respond here:

"Seen all ur need and not bothered to try"

So I respond:

Obviously you're bothered enough to respond to my blog multiple times and now send a mail.....it does take all kinds.

I am really not sure what he's seen that I need (if I read that right?) or what he's not bothering to try....??

Can anyone translate for me?

Got this response via mail and as I doubt he can view it, had to respond here:

"Seen all ur need and not bothered to try"

So I respond:

Obviously you're bothered enough to respond to my blog multiple times and now send a mail.....it does take all kinds.

I am really not sure what he's seen that I need (if I read that right?) or what he's not bothering to try....??

Can anyone translate for me?

It's probably a secret message EG. Another missed opportunity! Or, more likely, you've checked his profile more than once but haven't proclaimed: 'Eureka! The man of my dreams! I must jump into his bed immediately before he turns back into a frog....' Or maybe not! img src="imagesadultemoticons007.gif" x

I agree ELW, just a shame more people don't just cut to the chase and say exactly what they mean instead of all the fafting about.
If they want someonesomething.......why not just say!
In the same token if they 'DON'T WANT'..........bloomin come out and say so, as it saves wasting other peoples time!

I tend to make it VERY clear if i'm not interested. But also try to make it clear if i don't mind going the extra mile for the right person. ;-) x

I'm making a 'Missing poster' for 'Eureka man' as he seems to have got lost lol x

Ahhh now might be better if i catch a flight Mac as i'd surely arrive at the 'printers' sooner and get the poster out quicker to speed up the search. Oohh and i can provide the extra gloss myself if they come up with the 'deep finish' lol img src="imagesadultemoticons021.gif" ;-) x

It's like the free ride when you've already paid .........lol

As long as lots of coconut cream and flaked almonds (i do like nut's ,which is a good thing on this here site as seem to be a fair share of 'nuts' doing the rounds) can i have nan bread on the side please?

Oh and the answer is 'Yes' that has been said in my general directon Mac, but i'm still holding out to hear ''Corr blimey misses'' lol ;-)

Who is a confused person? Confused? on this site? no way.

Well you made me smile. Love the irony of it and I'm sure you HATE sex ;-) xx

Don't you know it, Fun :)