What is considered "Kinky" sex?

I've declined the invitation to partake in ws, anal fisting and having stuff shoved up my arse. I'm boring like that.

I suspect that some women feel empowered by being allowed to 'go' on their male partners. It's a form of domination, and I guess if you're a bloke who gets off on being subservient to 'mistresses' etc. then it could be part of the menu. Each to their own, I guess.
Personally I've found that getting a warm yellowish jet of liquid in the face does not make me want to drop to the floor and convulse in orgasmic pleasure, so perhaps I'm inhibited or insensitive in some way........???

Kinky sex?.....hmmmm.

I suppose food play might come under that category, but I hardly dare mention it because invariably it seems to open the floodgates to comments about Nutella, chocolate, etc.

I suppose women who hang around the vegetable section in Morrison's, surreptitiously feeling up the carrots and cucumbers for texture, might be regarded as having a kink. Either that or Ann Summers is beyond their budget........

I'm beginning to feel like Marty Feldman in "Young Frankenstein" when he kept mischievously shouting out Frau Blucher's name in order to elicit a whinny of alarm from the stables.........

"Pee !"

DrZook: I'll see your "arse" and raise you an "excrement". High stakes stuff, this........

spotkick: Care to raise me a "semen"? Double or quits?

Now, this is me being completely ignorant but until now I have not got the real meaning of kinky....Just something that does not goo with conventional society...I always wonder what people mean by I like kinky stuff???

Now, this is me being completely ignorant but until now I have not got the real meaning of kinky....Just something that does not goo with conventional society...I always wonder what people mean by I like kinky stuff???

Ronald, I am curious...honestly, why was that? A way to imagine a burglar has come into the house?

Kinky fuckery ... It's only ever kinky the first time.

And for the record, the veggie counter at Waitrose is the place to be. Cucumbers are just about the healthiest sex toy you can get ;-)

Five-a-day? Two will do ;-)

Have to put my two cents (that's about 1.65 pence, I think?) worth in.

Had a conversation with my best friend a while back about what constitutes kinky. When she said anal sex was too kinky for her...the conversation dwindled away to nothing. I was laughing too hard.

My favorite definitions of kinky and perverse are:

Kinky: makes you blush when you admit to a friend that you've done it.

Perverse: makes you blush when you admit to yourself that you've done it.

Ronlad you crack me up :-) x

As for Kinky, i tend think it's a cas eof each to their own and all that garb. As we all have our own boundaries..... but my goodness some things i just wouldn't entertain for hygienehealth and safety reasons. But than again i'm an angel after all especially as it's christmas :-) (ok Santa, give my present)

Grr ** Case of

And no, not surfing, windsurfing, jet skiing, water skiing or water polo. Or scuba. Not my bag!

Hmm, that's another novel that's been ditched I take it.

Bugger.

spotkick: Scenes from the Theatre of the Absurd: A guy wearing a balaclava the wrong way round marches up to the bartender and says "Mine's a double seminal fluid". (In my case it would probably be a double embalming fluid :-)

Luv2: Just for the record, Japanese cucumbers are only half the size of their British counterparts in both length and girth. However, they have a much more crunchy consistency and their skin bears lots of little green protuberances that are like "soft mini-thorns" for extra sensation. Can arrange to fly some in for you if sufficiently interested.