Seeling some help on this new site

" ... what is the best way to introduce yourself to somebody ."

Wanna ride on my tractor?

Oops, or in your case "a narrow boat", although I think Skebbie beat you to that one some time ago with his narrow shagboat.

" ... I am certain you must get attention straight away."

Not these days. I'm like part of the furniture round here ;-)

My favorites are the ones that sound fun without begin overly pushy or desperate.

Humor always works.

"I desperately want to meet someone" is much different than some nonsense about how silly you are. Silly is good, by the way. Meet me for sex next Thursday because I'm in town, is not.

The asterix fairy is currently busy, too, so I'm really wondering what you have years of experience in?

obviously no one offered kitkats

You could offer free services for women maybe.

What about a free battery replacement service?
Free upon collection if they meet you for coffee.

You could offer a free toy conversion service to a mains adapter!

What about announcing you have priapism? Ask for an angel to help you out... ( Or at least, not waste the thing ) lol.

have a 'Chocolate and booze party' in a specially hired log cabin,
That seems to be popular lately..


Good luck with however you try, lol.

I've had many a happy sweaty hour in fridge trailers that have contained so much chocolate they just smelled of kitkats..

The sweating was due to having to pump truck 24 pallets of badly shrink wrapped cadburys to the back door, more's the pity....

Yes Wilf's right there, it's easy to become hooked!
It's like Hotel California, you can check out anytime, but you can never leave... ;-)

Uh, I don't know ... I quite like the idea of being an easy chair; something to snuggle with to read a good book and have a nice cuppa on a cold afternoon. Then, when you feel like, it could turn into a recliner when you fancy a quick bonk.

Yummy carrot cake is my fave :-)

Banana cake for me.

Wouldn't you be stuck with a sticky chair then? And not in a good toffee pupudding way!

Reality? Why, when this on-line dream world is so much more fun.

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