Wisdom sought from the collective

'I'm a multi-millionaire with Clooneyesque good looks and a 9-inch, thick meaty penis. Please marry me and let me take you away from this dreadful site. I will have eyes only for you until I draw my last breath.'

Interesting comment....
What does your pulse have to do with the question?
Or am i missing something?
Or am i mistaken and your response to the question is to state that i have a pulse in my profile?

"What is it that a woman loves to hear? "

Fancy a shag?

All of the above?

Humor and lighthearted funny chat, for me. Gets me every time.

All of the above?

Humor and lighthearted funny chat, for me. Gets me every time.

All of the above?

Humor and lighthearted funny chat, for me. Gets me every time.

Thank you for the input so far, its very interesting to see what people think, then read their profiles and see whats what...
Loved to meet you all :) I will not be responsible for what happens then, but will be fun :) img src="imagesadultemoticons022.gif"

2 days of chatting.... Ouch.... That sounded a little scarey.

RestrainU4use are you telling me that resistance is futile?

OK

Wisdom......

This is one blog I will watch closely. Now where's Funtimes when you really need him?

I found that the expression " Have yourself some fun with my credit cards " always went down very well.

Lol, sorry Silent, had to laugh a bit after your
"Interesting comment,,," bit.
Yeah, you were missing something!!


I might be wrong here, (I often am..) but usually the "anything with a pulse" thingy means: "I'm not fussy" Get it?

Be flexible, don't wait for 'your type' to magically appear and ask you for a dirty weekend, cos guess what? She may never turn up. Even if she does turn up, will you be her type?

Ask someone, virtually anyone, for a drinkcoffeesex meet etc and just see who turns up.

If you really don't like or get on with them, just don't meet them again. But they might surprise you, in spite of your first impression of them.

Be flexible, don't be too fussy.. and if she has a pulse, well, that'll do to begin with wont it?

Good luck and just ASK the question. Do it.

Mind you, if you do get to a meet.. and things are going a bit tits up, do make sure you quickly get boozemoneychocolatedinnermore booze involved asap, then you're bound to click :-)

The first step is to attain the correct state of mind. And that involves painting a fence.

These comments are fantastic, please keep them coming...
I agree honesty is key, however it can be interesting that some people are hollow, they say one thing and mean another.
I suspect this is just life and there are all types in the mix.
How many people are time wasters do you think?

SM

And tractors Wilf. Don't forget the tractors.

And tractors Wilf. Don't forget the tractors.

Welles!

Ahh, a greedy girl, every man's favourite ;-)

I don't think I've ever been to a first date on a tractor. .been to watch some tractor pulling though!

Oh you'll know if your man has a pulse SS, we need one to make at least one bit of us work, lol.

Yeah, yeah I dropped my i

Would a tractor & loader be better than a telehandler?

Doesn't that depend on whether you want to lay her down, or put her on a pedestal? ;-)

A. Be you. B. Be open and honest. C. Don't be macho and pushy (men have difficulty with this one). D. Communicate with her not at her (again another difficult one. E. Don't have expectations. D. Show respect. If all else fails, then go to A.

I would say...mmmmm.....I think.....I can't.....I really tried to come up with an honest reply but the truth is I give one then I would be pretty much selling my kind or at least me. Furthermore, I would get lots of guys trying this on me ...Is it me being a narcist? Maybe...

I think Skebbie has it well covered in the first comment tbh but its hard to cover all the ground mentioned, so failing that you could just jump of your tractor, kick off your wellies and tell her touch your toes bitch and brace..... and if you dont get a sharp heel in your eye or your bollocks in your hands then you just might be on the right road lol

Why would wellies need to come off? Don't want to lose traction at a vital moment!

I wouldn't say were all time wasters. I don't mind crop checking. I hear kubota is a pretty good tractorimg src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

See what I mean about the tractor stuff?

Trust me. I know things.

Just been reading through some of the replies this guy got. I think the best thing he can do is as already advised. do a thorough search of the site, if someone takes your fancy , send them a message with photos or at least one facial maybe even a full body, clothed or otherwise. Let them know that you like what you have seen and read in their profile, and invite them to get in contact with you, if only for a chat or an exchange of views. Be friendly and don't push the intimacy aspect on the first contact. Seek, message, chat invite.... the rest will come in natural course if you both click

This is all great advice from 'most' people, thank you...
However a couple have gone off the reservation, but entertaining none the less...
Keep these comments coming please.
What does a tractor have to do with this? :)

You mean you were actually expecting serious advice and without deviation?
On a sex site blog?
;-)

Rigger, I did have a look...After so much going on about the tractor...I had to...lol....And I have to say what I saw was defo powerful and big....However, what capture my eye was the t-shirt...Nothing like humour to capture attention too...lol

Nothing wrong with going off the reservation Silent. Without a little (or a lot of... ) deviation, life could become very boring.

Tread the lesser worn path and see who you can drag into the bushes with you!

Up against a tree or in the grass where you just might get caught will get your heart beating a LOT faster than at home, in bed, with the light off, on a saturday night...

Trust me ;-)

Lol, nothing's wrong with them SS.. and I like candles too.

But...

But....


We might need a chat... x

In fact I like candles so much...

A question on another site, years ago, was 'What's your favourite colour'?
My answer was:
"Candle flame thru' a red wine glass"

So yes, I like them, and beds, and lights off too, sometimes, ;-).



(I've also just ID'd myself to any old friends lurking around on here... lol ).

Haha maybe later ;-)

Lol this is great.
I love all the advice so far with respect to the original question.
I did prefer the chocolate buttons line though.
The fun you can have with melting chocolate, gives a whole new meaning to sweet tooth...

Thanks freeforpleasure - I love my T shirt - given to me by an exceptionally splendid lady!!