Do you get so horny at work you have to just shut yourself away in the office or nip to the bathroom to 'relieve the tension' as it were..?
No idea why but I ended up having a speed wank in my office this afternoon (made sure I wasn't going to be disturbed but still had that adrenaline rush LOL)
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8:59 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014
I used to work with a group of wankers.
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9:09 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014
I think today's exertion was more akin to spanking the monkey... |
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9:18 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014
Whipping ya willy, buffing the banana, burping the worm, cranking the shank, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log or jerkin' the gherkin.
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9:25 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014
Politics is popular with people with those sort of skills, apparently. |
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12:46 am Wednesday, 26th November, 2014
Yes I can see the UK workforce is being as productive as ever :-) |
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6:44 pm Wednesday, 26th November, 2014
Porky, a job description and person spec would be interesting. |
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10:39 pm Wednesday, 26th November, 2014
So has anybody paid by the clock done the sly Jodrell version of a time and a half tommer?? |
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1:28 am Thursday, 27th November, 2014
tickle the mary?try a beard!!!! |
