Ok,so here is the scenario I recently found myself in,far away from home,in a strange city,hanging around with nothing in particular to do,luckily I had my lifestyle guru on a 24hr retainer so I gave her a call.
Fortunately she takes the call and as always when we converse the time begins to pass quickly,as I explain my situation,adding the fact that I will have to make the arduous journey home long into the small hours she offers me a possible solution (she is,after all,incredibly wise!).
My guru suggests that instead of travelling home late,weary,worn and dishevelled,I should book into a hotel,freshen up,head to the bar and make myself look 'available',see what developes.This brought to mind an image of myself,washed and brushed,heading to the bar in a quality tux (where did that come from?),looking suave.As I walk through the lobby to the bar it's time to start looking available,how do I achieve this?,hang my knob out of the front of my freshly pressed trousers?,no,I think that would say desperate or deranged rather than available and would probably result in a night in the cells instead of any adult fun.
This made me chuckle,how the hell do I achieve the available look?By this time my advisor had had to take her leave (being beautiful,charming and a bona fide genius she is in very high demand),so I was left to ponder this conundrum solo.How could I find a solution?,then the answer hit me...simple,ask my very learned friends in the blogosphere so here goes;-
Chaps,how do you make yourselves look available?
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Ladies,what says available to you?
6:43 pm Wednesday, 5th November, 2014
Have to agree, do what you can to avoid looking available. Sends out too many signals to be misinterpreted. |
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5:19 am Thursday, 6th November, 2014
....or of course there's always the secret swingers lapel pin 👍 |
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5:50 am Thursday, 6th November, 2014
I think a sandwich board, suggested by Gillibean is an excellent idea.Why not borrow one from one of those religious nut cases one sees at public gatherings,urging people to repent sins or meet their doom.Alter the wording to read " The End Of The World Is Nigh ! Let's Have A Shag ! " |
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7:58 am Thursday, 6th November, 2014
I don't think looking unavailable and aloof will get you very far if you're blessed with the looks of Quasimodo :-) |
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12:03 pm Thursday, 6th November, 2014
Frisky: I gather you need to join the secret society in order to qualify for one (in which case it's free). It's a bit like the Mason's secret handshake, apparently. Perhaps if you inquired via Admin he could see if you qualify for initiation :-) |