A squeaky bed and no curtains

Had 2 of those Lishy and the squeaky bed Mac. Can you also add listening to someone leaving an answer machine message and a collapsing bed...

Eldest offspring shouting for you to keep the noise down
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So you don't have exhibitionistic tendencies then, Mac ? :-)

I always disable my mobile phone, or leave it behind, if I'm planning to engage in any steaminess, and I must admit it's annoying if the woman I'm with keeps hers switched on. However, I can appreciate that if people have dependent kids, it's sometimes unavoidable :-)

I suppose another turn-off is poor personal hygiene. Call me an unromantic passionless eccentric, but it's all very well tearing each other's clothes off and keeling over writhing on the bed, only to find that your partner's pussy smells like Billingsgate. If you have the presence of mind and self-control to agree to a hot shower beforehand, it makes things feel much more sensual.

A collapsing bed just proves how good one is at shagging, and no reason to stop. Also gives the opportunity for a post coital trip to b&q for repair materials. ..and if that aint the god dammed most sexy thing ever I don't know what is!!

Ss, anything can be repaired with enough time, enthusiasm and welding wire!

Lol broken bed means you need to lose some weight

Really Biiigboy94, must you be so immature!!!?

Can see why you did SensualS, there should be no room for comments like that from Biiigboy on a site that is aimed at matute adults!!! Was a cheap playground bellow the belt jab. So don't you worry your pretty little head about hitting back in anger.x

Ooops ***Mature adults even.x

Years ago myself and my then partner decided to have some fun outdoors, only to realise half way through that there was a rugby training ground across the river from where we were,sadly the teams came out to train. The cheers and crys of "get in there, Your doing her good son" were very off putting indeed (still blush when i think back to that)

lolol now that made me splutter and choke on my half swollowed coffee MissGN.:-) x

pft i fell asleep waiting for Ex husband to get his act together on my honeymoon lol, can laugh about in now as i've made my escape but didn't at the time lol

SueChris i gave up writing a shopping list as i always forgot to take the blooming list with me when i went shopping, so was a total waste of time writing one in the first place

Being interrupted by the police.

Daughter coming home unexpectedly early.

Well,all I can say was that I was not put off when
1. The Treorchy Male Voice Choir were serenading Miss Goodnight and I
2.When Lishy kept shouting " Bandits at Angels One Five ! Tally Ho chaps ! "
3, When I thought Sue was getting passionate but she was in fact,practising her Flamenco steps.
4.When Sunshine Girl invited the band of The Cameron Highlanders to march through the bedroom with pipes playing and drums beating.
5. When Erotic Goddess called me George W Bush by mistake.

Or when you woke up with a start!

Sue, that's OK.I'm partial to a bit of horizontal dancing xxxxx

Just thought of another: Rolling off the top of my date to discover her boyfriend is standing at the bottom of the bed with a meat cleaver :-)

Are you sure it was a meat cleaver?

"Is that a meat cleaver in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?"

Parents knocking door and telling u to keep it down

Catching ur brother watching ewwwwwww

Not at the same time Diamond? Hope you moved out very shortly afterwards lol

Sensual Self.
As you are well aware,not even the man playing " I do like to be beside the seaside " on the mighty Wurlitzer in the corner,distracted me from the job in hand.
However, I feel I must apologise to you for whipping out my ukulele at the critical moment and playing " With my little stick of Blackpool rock "
Let us concentrate on perfecting the more intricate movements ( normally associated with the Cha Cha ) next time ! xxxx