Love a bit of creampie porn. Then I start fantasising about a ten man, two lady gangbang, then my mind wanders off into the tangents off
A) I'll get pregnant. With ten babies. ALL WITH A DIFFERENT FATHER.
B) I'll be end up catching so many diseases that the syphilis will have its own herpes.
C) Cramp.
D) Some fucker will try and whap it in the wrong hole.
E) I'll be my usual sarcastic bitch and end up with ten floppies.
So then I fantasise about bukkake.
It will go in my eye.
So I go against all I stand for and idly think dirty thoughts about Robert Downey Junior. My minds eye has me contorting to hide my wobbly bits and piles, I end up yelling at myself "WELL IF I'M SHAGGING RDJ, OBVIOUSLY I'D HAVE THE PERFECT BODY, IT'S A FANTASY, YOU TWAT"
It's at this point I realise that my mind is such a bastard, I'd be better off growing crops on my pixelated farm, and that I am Really. Shit. At fantasising.
Please tell me your mind does this to you as well.
And is it possible to divorce our own brains?
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12:15 pm Friday, 10th October, 2014
Wasn't there a movie where you could choose your dreams? Might've been Strange Days or Minority Report???? Not sure..... All our problems would be sorted then and you could get right back into the swing of things when you were ready. Why can't someone invent some good stuff for a change? |
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12:56 pm Saturday, 11th October, 2014
Ronald I have a similar dream except mine is usually having sex with a beautiful woman lol.I have that same dream Lilith, usually when I have an appointment I cant miss, can never get everything in all the bleeding boxes. lol |
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1:11 pm Saturday, 11th October, 2014
I assume you're the luncheon meat in the unholy PrescottWogan buttie?
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8:02 pm Saturday, 11th October, 2014
And is it working? |
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2:57 am Sunday, 12th October, 2014
Awh Lilith that is so bloody funny, but you know it won't work as the feckers don't read them, It's the brain (or lack of one at all) in their pant's that makes them be such dicks lol |
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10:34 am Sunday, 12th October, 2014
Lilith .. U make this site n blog so alive n ggrrrr.. Thank u for ur giggles and well put views .. I can't say it any beta so I don't.. N all the others do bounce off u .. The blogs r what keep me sane?? Lol..And I love reading u all.. Shame I'm a little squiral that only comes out now n then and sqweeks on the odd occasion .. ( bet ya wish some guys were like that??) bt with all ur great attitudes and wit .. It keeps this site real which no matter what we r fantasising n looking for we do have to keep that in check.. We r all real and not shagging machines... So take a leaf n enjoy and b like Lilith n have some passion ..( Bt try not to get pregnant bt ten guys..lol.. Love it..enjoy ur Sunday n wishing u all lots of gggrrr x |
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12:52 am Wednesday, 15th October, 2014
Lil, seeing what gets past the Admin i'd guess that you don't take your medication. please keep hiding the pill cos you make me laugh so much. completely bonkers springs to mind. and knowing you claim to be fat and smelly i guess it was a can of 48hr deodorant that made you look so worried in your profile pic? |
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1:41 pm Wednesday, 15th October, 2014
Gaffer tape your arms by your side, that should help stop the little tinkers moving about too much in a hyper manner |
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9:45 am Thursday, 16th October, 2014
Just be careful not to burn the cakes or whatever folk do lurking in caves up there in bagpipeland |
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12:46 pm Saturday, 18th October, 2014
I had a frozen shoulder once a few years ago... Absolute bastard that was and took months to regain something approaching full freedom of movement and no pain... |
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11:28 am Tuesday, 21st October, 2014
Sounds like a tale from Viz! |
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12:24 pm Tuesday, 21st October, 2014
It could be worse, your dream sex partner could morph into your sisterbrother at the crucial moment! |
