Growing old and grey

Get some very fine magic markers Ronald ;-)

Could always turn the lights out Ron... Your lucky lady won't be able to see the colour of your chest hair and SensualS won't be able to find you!

Ronald be grateful your chest has hair, grey or otherwise. I've had the chest of a pre pubescent teenager all my life! img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

I'm like MYS: hairless (at least on the torso). Sometimes wish I looked more "hunky" in the hair department, but over here women tend to feel more comfortable with smooth torsos, so maybe I'm in the right environment?

Ron: was wondering whether at some stage your hair had migrated from your head to your chest ? :-)

I tried using Grecian 2000...but I ended up looking like a 2000 year old Grecian !

Ronald, you should never compare yourself to a Silverback (whispers ... they have tiny willys).

... is now having a cuppa and fantasising about Ronald's chest.

Luv"Attenborough"2 speaks the truth. Humans have by far the largest willies among the primates. However I suspect the willie of a blue whale is about the size of an adult human body :-)

Yes, I'm a self confessed natural history geek with a particular interest in human penis size ;-)

Luv2: Dixon was wondering whether he should answer the term "whale" in preference to "bull", although I gather male whales are nevertheless referred to as "bulls" :-) Seems we simply can't shake off the term :-)

Ronald as my Grandfather always said "there may be snow on the roof,dosn't mean it's an old house"......Anyway some men look damn sexy as they age.x

Colour each hair in with a black marker, safer than messing with dye. Probably.

Personally I think you should bleach all of your chest hair: so distinguished :-)

Dear Sue, remind me in our next intimate moment,to recite to you Keats " Ode on a Grecian Urn " I have found that his sonnets can have a remarkable effect on the more sensitive and sensuous ladies.
I once made the mistake of asking a lady " Will you still love me when I'm old,grey,decrepit, impotent and about to breathe my last."
Her immediate response was " I do ! I do ! "

Sunshine Girl. Ah,the sage words of a Grandfather.Mine, who hailed from Scotland ,used to come out with these truisms from time to time.Having fought in some of the bloodiest battles in WW1 he was fond of saying to me " The Hun is always at your throat or your feet and make damn sure he's at your feet, boy ! "
I don't know if this advice had much practical use but thereafter I never encountered difficulties with Germans leaving their towels on sun loungers,so I suppose it must !

Ron: As long as it's not mildew on your chest, I'm sure you'll be fine :-)

The word 'moist' should only ever be used if you're talking about cake!!

You're a naughty boy Ronald!