Cold calling is the spawn of Satan

Us men of a certain age are always being targeted by either fake 20-somethings who (of course) "love older men" (trying to get us to join some tawdry on-line peep-show), or by women offering paid services (presumably because they think us poor old dears are so repulsive that they need to be compensated for shagging us :-)

I agree, Frisky: it's an affront. And as is the case for telephone cold callers, I long ago lost any vestiges of self-control and decorum when dealing with them.

Anybody who's willing to pay for my services is more than welcome!

BSM: Yes I couldn't help noticing that in the last week or so the site has been awash with them. They tend to come in swarms. One was so bold as to send me an unsolicited PM with her tawdry little peep-hole URL. That's the first time that has ever happened: normally they wait for you to write back and send your private mail address. Needless to say it was reported to Admin.

I think they are banking on the fact that us blokes will persist in clinging to the remote possibility that one in ten thousand twenty-somethings maybe really *do* like "older men" (haha....) It's tempting to engage them for amusement value, I admit, but in most cases you're probably dealing with a "bot" so why bother?

BBLish: Presumably an unsolicited pic of a penis offering its (unpaid) services ? :-)

BBLish: I know the feeling. Dixon often breaks free and thinks he can strike out on his own, but he's useless without me :-)

Mgn, don't worry I do a rather tasty discount package!

Which is the tasty bit: the discount or the package? :-)

The discount obviously. ..I can't taste my own package (and have never tried, obviously)!

Sensual, where there's a will! 'There's a broken back, badly torn ligaments, and a whole load of disappointment!'img src="imagesadultemoticons021.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons021.gif"

Ss, some things are better subcontracted out, and self tasting is definitely one of those!

Is it like the desperate dan pie eaters club badge??