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Rite of Passage or how to score runs without trying!

5:50 am Monday, 28th April, 2014

As a 16 year old, I had worked very hard for my O levels and was allowed to go to a holiday camp on the east coast for a week, with three friends .There I was seduced by a very attractive 28year old lady.Up till that point,I had been more concerned about my exam results and my batting average.I freely admit that I knew little about the art of love-making apart from knowing what went where and that vigorous thrusting was required. Like many at the time, my experience was confined to furtive fumblings and the occasional expedition into a girl's knickers.This lady in question,opened up a world which I never knew existed and taught me properly what sex was all about. To this day I feel I owe her a debt of gratitude for setting me on the right path. As a footnote, my batting improved significantly for the rest of the season ( including 2 centuries ) and the later arrival of a brown envelope,advising of my success in the exams rounded off a very good year ! Apart from having a very enjoyable experience with this lady,it assisted me to re-evaluate my priories and not to fret so much about things,so when the time came for A levels I was much more relaxed and sailed through them and had achieved much more sporting prowess also.
Has anyone else had a milestone in their life of almost Biblical" Road to Damascus " revelation, which they still look upon as life-changing ?



Comments
7:35 am Monday, 28th April, 2014

I can count the number of times I've been seduced (by an attractive woman or otherwise) on the fingers of one foot!

8:00 am Monday, 28th April, 2014

Cheer up Graham,my old mate.Yes, the Grim Reaper is waiting on the opposition try-line but that doesn't mean we can't side-step him a few times and get some more good scores in before he finally tackles us and brings us down !

9:42 am Monday, 28th April, 2014

Gillibean xxxx I need to know ! can't wait to hear the storyimg src="imagesadultemoticons014.gif"

11:28 am Monday, 28th April, 2014

Yeah. That moment came for me when I was living in an insanitary tip in Sunderland with a bunch of lads who resembled the cast of The Young Ones. I sitting on the pan with a much-thumbed (and stained) copy of Mayfair, when I stumbled on a three-page feature showing a couple of heavy-breasted Japanese women stretched out languorously on a tropical beach.
Sandwiched as they were between norty Debbie from Dagenham and sexy Soozi from Southport, they shone like rare jewels, and I realized I had to see the world :-)

6:28 pm Monday, 28th April, 2014

Graduation ceremony: A constant reminder why it's never, ever a good idea to wear heels when you have to walk across a wooden floored stage in front of hundreds of people.
Life changing lesson ...

7:34 pm Monday, 28th April, 2014

Miss Goodnight.And thank goodness you were spared to bring a little joy into our lives .xxxx
Luv 2 Suc.Full credit to you for bringing some slapstick humour to what are normally,dull occasions.I hope the audience appreciated your pratfall followed by the double forward roll into the Dean's lap ! xxxx

8:42 pm Monday, 28th April, 2014

Fetch, on the bright side, it was yet another opportunity for me to make Mom and Dad proud (hmm). Actually that's a lie - lets just say I was suitably chastised.
When the VHS appears once a year, I still regularly get to re-live the horrors of the day.

Oh, did I mention I was a wee bit tipsy?



9:03 pm Monday, 28th April, 2014

Jeez Mac, we heard you the first time.
:-)

9:23 pm Monday, 28th April, 2014

You sound like you're having fun. I'd love a glass of whatever you're having right now.

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