Sex myths and truths

Yes - that all black men are massively endowed and that they alone can provide the ultimate satisfaction. That one creases me up every time.

Oysters and gin make you horny.
It was a wicked lie. They just made me spend the night with my head hanging over the toilet. Urgh ...

Sensual, are you really sure on that fact?

(Fi nd s . Gret diffICultY 2 tyPE on kiyboaWd wiTh sUch bIg fiNg#rD)!

Sensual, it's all a big lie to get us into bed. They walk around with their biiiig hands and their biiiig feet then after they take of their glasses and biiiig socks, you get into bed with them and it's like "OMG!!! Where is it?"

Off!!!

Sensual: 'No big hands on my cards' is that a euphemism? img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

Luv2 'semi swallowed tea, all over the keyboard' again!

'They walk around with their biiiig hands and their biiiig feet then after they take of their glasses and biiiig socks'

How else are we supposed to walk around? (They're not detachable you know, well unless one gets careless with a circular saw).

Wingit: To the overly eloquent gentleman I would have tipped my head politely at him and told him that you 'Hoped his balls turn square and fester up at the edges'!

Another myth? As a youngster I heard that women who swallow sperm their breasts grow larger! Well my wife was a Nurse and told me that sperm is full of protein and would enlarge breasts by a minuscule amount along with every other body part! An average amount of sperm, a teaspoon full, would produce the same amount of proteins as a bite of sausage! Sorry could not resist that comment... img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

Hmm maybe i could be wrong, but i have read quite a lot of "Daily tips" that are myths lol

That funnly little feller with the wierd hair who's up afore Ze Beak today is absolute proof that money pulls. Hiw else would he get any action at all if it wasn't for his millions of shekels?

Anyway back to the original question. ..where I used to work, the women had a cute little saying-

'up the bum, no babies'

If only...no it was a manufactory where many hard as nails women used large sewing machines that scared the shit out of me!

Doc z. Used to be called " Cornish birth control "
" Poke im up her transcom me anscom --- Yerl get no babas yere "img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

Frisky, tut tut! img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

oh deary me coffee splutter yet again, all your fault Frisky.
oh you are awful lol ;-)