"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.
The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why! Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
Breaking news: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 23 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.
The new Priest at the Monastery told Mother Superior he was going to the bad part of my town to share with the lost women and lead them to a better life. And he left on his way. When he arrived the first one was not receptive and he decided to move on but the woman approached him before he did and asked , " Father how about I give you a little head for $10?" The priest being naive didn't understand and moved along to the next one. She too wasn't interested in what he had to say and before the left she took asked him, " Father how about a little ahead for $10?" Flabbergasted once again he decided to return to the Monastery and went straight away to Mother Superior and began to share his experience and frustrations. He told her that as he was leaving each asked him for a little head . He asked what was a little head? Mother Superior said "$10 the same as in town."
Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?" Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife." Waiter: "Rare it is."
College Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, John? Johny: You said, "Don't anyone dare walk into my class late!"
A dad asked: What does "IDK" mean?
College student: I don't know.
Dad: Ugh! Nobody does!
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