Friday's follies for you

What does my new girlfriend and a mosquito have in common?
They will both stop sucking if you slap them.


Are you claustrophobic?
Cuz I’ll be sitting on your face tonight.


In my mind, we’re gonna have s*x anyway, so you might as well be there when it happens.


Wanna go to In-N-Out for burgers or just In-N-Out of me?


I’m a mind reader. And yeah, fine, you can fu*k me.


I know rhymes are usually corny, but looking at you is making me horny.


Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the iceberg while you go down.


Wow, that shirt is very becoming on you.
But then again, I would be too.

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