What do Disney World and V*agra have in common?
Both make you stand around for over an hour and wait for a two-minute ride
How do you circumcize a redneck hillbilly?
Kick his younger sister in the jaw.
Why do b**bs and toys have so much in common? Both were originally intended for k*ds, but daddies end up playing with them instead.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
There was a wife who texted her husband a romantic message...She wrote: “I love you. If you wake up, send me your dreams. If you laugh, send me your smile. If you eat, send me a bite. If you drink, send me a sip. If you cry, send me your tears.” Then her husband texted: “I’m on the toilet, advice please.”
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