What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
“I want you inside me.”
“I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block?
A beaver dam!
What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but can’t eat it.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
“Thanks for coming!”
Some say it's like love, Unless you spread it, you might not enjoy it. What is it?
Butter.
A cow has four. All women have only two. What is it?
Legs.
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