Cheeky London chap that would like to put a smile on your face

Swinger wotzit1 (Male) from UK, London

Oi Oi folks!

I'm a cheeky British-born cockney asian chappy with a kinky streak inside me. Always got a smile on my face, and would like to put a smile on yours too.

Ok, I put my hands up and admit I do like my ruby murries and any food for that matter, but dont drink, and am a bit on the cuddly side. So if you're after a bloke with a six pack, and i dont mean the one in the fridge, then maybe I'm not for you, but saying that, that dont mean to say you can't say hello, start chattng,become frinds, meet up, skip the coffee and end up in the bedroo.....ooops, naughty thoughts kicking in. Sorry. (must lay off the porn with the cheesy story lines!)
Like i said, I am on the cuddly side and aint got the body of a Greek god, but then when you think about it, I do actually have a body of a god.....buddha.
Not all bad then. lol

I am not one of these 'steven soddin' speilbergs' directors in the chatroom. The way I look at it, the lady on cam, will show what she is comfortable with and if she is to show anything (phwoarrrr!), then she will do so in her own time and on her own accord.
After all, half the fun is anticipation.

Even though I am a cheeky and a horny so and so, I do treat people with respect and dignity and would expect the same in return, co at the end of the day, being polite don't cost a copper coin and make this world go round that little bit sweeta'.

I am looking to meet likeminded women and couples with a sense of humour and dont take things too seriously. Age, race, looks unimportant, esp love ladies with curves, for lots of likeminded fun and frienship. I love long oral sessions, 3some or moresome, and outdoor fun that's if it's not chucking it down with rain or snowing and risking frostbite in those 'delicate' places. lol (Try explaining that to the doctor with a straight face)

I will always respect peoples wishes and am happy to try out anything they request, within reason. So wanting to see me to do a bungee jump with the cord around my nuts, think again. lol

As your coming to the end of my profile you're just dying to leave me a message (I hope, lol), I will leave you these wise words.....

* Never take someone for granted and always hold those special people close to your heart, because one day you might wake up and realise that you've lost a diamond, while you were too busy colecting pebbles.

And in the wise words of Jerry Springer.....

* Take care of yourself.....and each other.

Seeking Couple, Female


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wotzit1 Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 45
Location UK, England: Greater London, London
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity Indian
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink No
💊 Drugs No
🛡️ Safe Sex Always
🏠 Meet At My place
📏 Height 5ft 10in (178 cm)
⌛ Body Type Average
👱 Hair Colour Black
🦵 Body hair Trimmed
🎨 Tattoos I've got some
Friends bigncuddley