Let me just get it out of the way... MY PREFERENCE IS Vanilla - so please do not be childish about it. brIf you're NOT VANILLA , please DO NOT bother to contact, wink or favourite me!!! brbrWhat do I seek ? I seek a regular play partner ... yes - not into hitting the sack with just anyone. brIf your name or profile pic is (D)ick, chances are we will not get along at all. I am not a farmer so I am not interested at looking at your rooster profile pic. brbrMen here I find tend to succumb to the abnorms of this site - and with that , tend to lose what little value they have left. If you have some decency and morals left, say 'Hi'. brIf you don't conform to the abnormality of this site and can refrain from calling me babe, we may just get along perfectly. brbrDid I mention my preference is vanilla ? Incase you missed that from the word go, that is just a friendly reminder to not disturb me if youre anything, but vanilla. brbrI find that men on this site often seek the elusive Barbie. brHoney, I am not Barbie! And if you seek such, then I will gladly drop you the contact details of Mattle USA. brbrNow, in the event you may extend a dinner invitation to me, I need you to grasp my dietary requirements : br5 foods I am NOT fond of brbr1. G atsbys ( of any kind ) br2. KFC br3. Chip roll with mango atchar br4. Macaroni cheese with peas br5. Peas br6. Mince curry Roti with peas br7. Spag balls br8. Corned tongue with mustard br9. Shepherd's pie br(Pat yourself on the back if you realised you can count) brbrI enjoy a good red wine and being social , but I can equally enjoy a good book at home on the proverbial couch. brCape Town tend to move in clicky crowds... and if youre clicky , please click to exit my profile NOW! brbrI am not wanting to change my life drastically, but I'd like to meet a gentleman ( do they exist here?) whom I can laugh with and who can enjoy being in my company . On the contrary , I guess that is too much asked for a site like this ! Right ? brbrTo the unhappily married ... PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT me. It was your choice to be institutionalized, so don't expect me to comfort you . brbrI've no desire to be chatting for months on end and not meeting. brI don't picture swap either .. I am not here to build a photography portfolio. Ifyou need to see a photo of me first , then you ought to move along right now. brI've had my fair share of non Greek gods from this site, but the beauty of being yourself is what made meeting you fantastic ! brbrDo refrain from contacting me if your profile picture is more than 10 years old. brRefrain from contacting me if you just seek a brainless amoeba who can't have an opinion. brbrThen, to the ones I have met from here: brI salute you for being real gems and for allowing me the opportunity to have met you. brA few of you are very special in that we got along from the word go ! It's valued! brThe beauty of these meets havetaught some of us that everything is not just about sex, but it's in getting to know an individual who experiences trials and tribulations ! I salute you! brbrTo the (D)icks who still bother to contact me after getting numerous 'not interested ' notification s.... I've no words left other for my choice to block you ! brTo the'wet panty request ' seekers - yawn - my bottomless abyss of blocking is endless . brbrTo the fun seekers who think that saying 'I'll drill you' is a turn on, I suggest you lot take the emergency exit to the left of the plane,....while it's still in the air. brbrBut, to the straight thinkers, the normal sapiens and respectful Tom's still around on here, you're welcome to say 'aloe from the other side '!
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 48 |
| Location | South Africa, Western Cape, Cape Town |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | Other |
| 🚬 Smoke | Sometimes |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 3in (160 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Smooth |
| 💍 Piercings | I've got some |