I'm 55 years old, living in the Spondon region.

Tonight could be the night Is there anybody free tonight for some fun? I can drive or accommodate.

Oh, whats occurring? So, back into the world of diary writing go I. Its been a long time, but Im sure itll come back to me, and so will writing a diary entry. 3 years or so after I first delved into this dating site Im pleased to see so many familiar faces (and other parts) that were here back then. Which encourages me that Im not the only one struggling to find a connection. Or maybe they have loads of connections and its just me at a loose end (literally). Seriously though, why is it that I get less action off a hook-up site than I do off a serious dating site? Is everybody waiting for a member of One Direction to sign up? Or is it actually just my profile? For starters I dont know what to write. Theres the usual contradictory female profiles that do/dont want to see male genitalia on show. So after a brief dabble I removed it, just the photo you understand. Theres also the mix of profiles that want something serious/fwb/nsa. So who do I aim it at? Whilst I am looking for

Starting to doubt myself I received a rather strange message today. Well actually it's the second message of its ilk in two days. And it's started me thinking. Nay, worrying! "Looking for the right woman" it headlined. Okay so far, just punctuation error that's all. Am I looking for the right woman? Well yes I suppose, let's read on then. "Tell me about yourselves ladies, I've been waiting a looong time" Ah, well that's not right surely. But it fits in with that message i got yesterday about wanting a women for a threesome. Well maybe my profile is dubious? Do I actually mention I'm looking for females, that I'm as straight as a straight thing in straightsville? Have i accidentally stated that i'm willing to play the part of a lady for threesome and moresome purposes? Perhaps it's the photo? Am I sitting effeminently? Is it the way I'm smiling, maybe too camply? No, of course, it must be the way I'm holding my pint! I'm now on tenterhooks everytime a new message drops, wondering wh

Day two in the big bother house.... I'm old school and this new-fangled online dating is all Greek to me, baffling and hilarious at the same time. After signing up I was bombarded with winks and favourites. Yes, I thought, my luck hasn't run out and there is still hope. Hmmm hang on a mo though. I'm getting favourited by 81 and 85 year olds? Target audience woohoo! The oldest I've had yet (not literally thank you, you and dirty mind!) are 111 and 115. Aah filters. How come nobody told me about them? Change age range down to manageable spread, mine not hers (haha) and away we go. But that isn't the only issue, oh no. I also noticed a lot of people were coming through from the same villages. I mean I'm all for coincidences but seriously? 3 women from a tiny village down south? What is it, a coven? And also a lot of "inactive member"s are contacting me. What's that about?? My mind starts racing, this whole things a scam! Take your money and feed you computer generated women to keep you