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Swinger upthemarchbank (Male) from UK, London

don't care about your colour or size. My tastes are a little unorthodox, but I'm quite picky. I am interested in the occasional one-off encounter, but I'm really hoping to get to know someone discreet. I'm not looking for just anything: there has to be something about you. I certainly won't screw anyone with typos or spelling errors in their profile. No offence.

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upthemarchbank Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 45
Location UK, England: Greater London, London
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Socially
πŸ’Š Drugs No
🏠 Meet At Your place
πŸ“ Height 5ft 11in (180 cm)
βŒ› Body Type A few extra pounds
πŸ‘± Hair Colour Blonde
🦡 Body hair Trimmed