I'm size 12,but a bit fatter round the middle than I'd like to be. I do have 36d tits,but lets not kid ourselves, I'm 46 so without an armour-plated bra they disappear into my arm pits short brown hair, grey eyes. I am a total tomboy and have the dress sense of a sartorially challenged bag lady but with the right guidance I might scrub up ok and so I am looking forward to meeting someone who will bring out my deeply hidden slutty side.
I am new to this and rather nervous but for the right person or people I want to make my fantasies turn into reality.
Oh and sorry but I am really not into younger men so please don't contact me if you are younger than me. Thanks
And whilst we are on the subject of being excruciatingly honest I really am the most ghastly snob. I am ex-public school and frightfully county set so will probably only be suitable for someone similar. Paradoxically though I smoke like a chimney so again if that's not your thing please don't waste your time getting in touch.
I really really don't like telephones. In fact I don't even know if I have one as I haven't seen it more so long. I am also rubbish at computers so don't be surprised if yours stops working if you contact me.
So if I haven't put you off and you aren't going to just have a go at me then do feel free to get in touch
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 61 | |
| Location | UK, England: Wiltshire, Chippenham | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bicurious | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
| 🍷 Drink | Sometimes | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | |
| Friends | xhammerx, taboofun30, kinkyat43 | |