So there I was, 'BUTT NAKED ON MY BIG WHEEL' as I am from time to time, thinking about my new situation. Separated in a town that I really don't know many people at all because my EX had her group of long time friends and that's who we only socialized with. I stopped drinking a few years back, so bars are out. I work with the EX and don't feel like trying to pursue anything there, wich is the natural place for me in the past, just like a bartender meets a lot of women so do I while working. --How was I going to meet women now? Thought I would never need to again. --So sitting there, all of a sudden,'INTERNET DATING' came to me. --So I got off the big wheel put my SPEEDO ON... Now when I sit down, you can't rightly see it... But when I stand up... Ho-De-Ho-Ho 'IT'S LIKE A SUMMER SAUSAGE WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE!!!'
Now after GOOGLING 'the hottest sexy girl in my area looking for passionate Debauchery' I was directed to this site.
and here I go...
Seeking Female
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Gender | Male |
Age | 53 |
Location | USA, California, Modesto |
π Sexuality | Straight |
π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
π¬ Smoke | No |
π· Drink | No |
π Drugs | Sometimes |
π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always |
π Height | 6ft 3in (190 cm) |
β Body Type | Average |
π± Hair Colour | What hair?! |
𦡠Body hair | Natural |