Writing an ad like this is always so difficult, you have to make sure you say enough without boring the reader to tears but heh, we will give it a go. Lol
This is Steve & Rachel, and although it is Steve that is doing the typing, it is Rach that is providing the guidance (as always! Lol).
We are an easy going approx. middle-aged couple (M - 45, F - 51), who have been married sixteen years. We have enjoyed the company of a few couples but don't live for it! Lol. Neither are we desperate to jump into bed with the first sympathetic soul who takes pity on this strange old couple! Lol
Please dont get us wrong, we are not prudish or so stiffled in our way of life that we insist on long email exchanges andor phone calls, more that we take our friendships seriously and believe that is far more important than 15 mins of satisfaction (Steve has such high expectations you see! lol)
Steve is 6' if he stretches hard enough! with dark brown hair, brown eyes of medium build and dark skin. Rach is 5'1", with auburn hair (sometimes lol!), greenblue eyes, size 12 (34b, 23, 33), fair complexion and drop-dead sexy (so says Steve). We are the best of buddies and enjoy our life immensely. Our children (from our previous marriages) are all grown-up and we get to live our lives the way it was meant to be: free, and without kids, lol!
We enjoy good food, entertaining and each others company. The warmth and friendships makes it all the more special, although we are still as comfortable being outragous, apart from anything degrading that might include garden impliments, orifices that are strictly for the call of nature, farm animals and anything else which may result in having to soak in a hot bath for hours afterwards!
Its also fair to point out we are also a bit nutty. Life is too short to spend it miserable so we prefer to keep it as light hearted as possible. Rach has a fantastic personality and great sense of humour, that is evidenced in the fact that she married Steve, who is a charity case in anyone's book! There is never a dull moment when Rach is about, that's probably why Steve looks 60 but in actual fact is only 45, lol! She smiles all the time, Steve thinks its not really a smile but her having a good laugh at him! Lol.
We think we have probably started to border on the boredom length here, and rather than turn you off completely, we will leave it at that. Other than just to finish by saying that, we are looking for a bi-female, who we would prefer to be single, but this isn't an absolute must.
All that leaves us to say is, if you fancy a chat or swapping emails, please dont hesitate to drop us a line. If on the other hand, we are not your cup of tea, we wish you the very best and hope you find what you are looking for.
Either way, keep safe and the only time you should worry is when the Bank Manager gets a hold of your mobile number, otherwise it's best to die owing a 1m that having 1m in the Bank!
TTFN
S&R
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 61 | |
| Location | UK, England: West Sussex, Haywards Heath | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | Bisexual |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | Sometimes |
| 💊 Drugs | No | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) | 5ft 2in (157 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | Slim |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | What hair?! |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural | Shaved |
| 12:28 pm Sunday, 30th April, 2017
Very nice cleavage and would love to fondle your wonderful breasts. |
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| 9:43 pm Friday, 8th June, 2018
The best 60yo body I have ever seen. |
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| 8:04 am Wednesday, 31st August, 2016
very sexy |