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Swinger simonsimplesimon (Male) from Spain, Torrevieja

Looking for a little fun, not a relationship. Got a good sense of humour, and sex should be a good laugh, shouldn't it? I have a liberal attitude. I am tall and slim, and in good nick for my age. Your age and physique are not important, but I do prefer the company of non smokers. Women tell me I have a very good middle finger on my right hand, so I wonder what they mean? Would you like to find out? Your place or mine? I am looking for a woman with a sense of humour, liberal attitude, pretty, sexy, fun to be with, and willing to explore the possibilities. Wine me, dine me, 69 me. If you are twenty something and drop dead gorgeous, I have no objection whatsoever, but what the hell are you doing wanting to have sex with an old bloke like me? You need to get out more, and if you do, and you want to come to my place and bring your mother with you, that's okay by me.

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simonsimplesimon Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 69
Location Spain, Comunidad Valenciana, Torrevieja
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink No
πŸ’Š Drugs No
πŸ›‘οΈ Safe Sex Always
πŸ“ Height 6ft (183 cm)
βŒ› Body Type Slim
πŸ‘± Hair Colour Gray
🦡 Body hair Smooth