SWM in lame job seeks crazy bitch for unfulfilling sex, hustling, and
co-dependency. I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, and
self-righteous indignation. Everything I need to know about life I got
from watching TV. I used to think I was indecisive, but
now I'm not too sure. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by
affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works,
and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 33, but look 50
and feel 67.
Seeking Female
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Gender | Male |
Age | 44 |
Location | UK, England: Hampshire, Portsmouth |
π Sexuality | Straight |
π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always |
π Meet At | Your place |
π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) |
β Body Type | Average |
π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
𦡠Body hair | Natural |