wow for the first time im single and available ! next week ill be maried and lost lol . yes i drink WHy u ass k lol... seriously tho .... i forget now ok bye. no i did leave but the site said this was too short lol how is it now bossman?

Swinger randomhorndawg (Male) from USA, Fort Worth

Adam is my first name i hoped it was my last but mom let my derelect father give me his sir. Name im still pissed. Lol smile i am. So are you flexible and do you have nice legs and the heart shaped ass im lookin for.i am an ass man ladies sorry but we all make decisions...lol but i can teach u things about a nice ass "im a consumer as well." Did u notice i cant spell conessuer? So consumer came up when i googled it i though ok dat werks even better cuz its true!$?:�@)_ yep im here all the time but the profile remains the same. Ok so now i dont gotta say im wild crazy spontaneous.whitty at times. A leo mind u...thats a warnin cuz lions are tough u know? Lol i am to but only in a ring or against men who deaerve a good ole.. humiliation ill say that. I dont have any cans o whoopass. Jus a lil lesson here n there. Number one is dont mess with the guy who learned gung fu from an actual monk. Long duck dong was his name best man i evrr knew. R. I P. Brother. N thanx!!! Some people used to say i look like duck norris but id say no he jus looks like me.ne er faught him i think i ould take him when i was young lol not no moe why are you readin still are you that bored baby msge me ill fix it mmm hhhhm yes mam i shore will.... cant say how its a secret i got a bunch o those in my mind wanna know one? Silly i cant do that there secrets u cant tell.damn stop reading n msge me already my fingers are tyred already. Sometimes my brain jus goes off sorry yalll BYE NOW LADIES HOPE YOU HAD A LAUGH "kinda" But ... what i realy hope is you will stop reading and laughing and msge me im lonely baby help meee...I think i said im Adam already but this profile thing keeps sayin do it over so i forget now anywho i've been Adam. And you've been readin this crap too long bye babe. Jaeyehehesus christ. Im stuk in here it wontsave i keep doin it wrong . What kinda place is this they spent twenty bucks on a website???? Back again have to say how much i smoke frieghttrain wasnt ther i bet it still aint??wanna bet me??

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randomhorndawg Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 59
Location USA, Texas, Fort Worth
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity Other
🚬 Smoke Yes
🍷 Drink Socially
🛡️ Safe Sex Always
🏠 Meet At My place
📏 Height 5ft 9in (175 cm)
⌛ Body Type Average
👱 Hair Colour Blonde
🦵 Body hair Smooth

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Need24q
5:51 am Tuesday, 3rd February, 2015

I don't know, but you are HOT!