Hi there Guys and Gals, I've decided my profiles a mess so I'm going to completely rewrite for the New Year
firstly "Happy New Year"
secondly let's reflect on 2006, what didn't go so well, it started fantastically, old readers will remember my exploits with my Ben Wah vaginal exercise balls, after 3 months I could snap pencils as a party piece. I haven't used them since September although I've had no serious complaints in that Department. Must inspect my knickers and see if I'm dribbling it's a sure sign things are beginning to slacken.
Talking of mucky knickers anybody interested in buying my used ones?
If I wear them for a couple of days they're seriously sticky especially if it's the day I masturbate on my way to or from work, I still managed to keep that up though but could'nt be bothered with an audience. I don't really need men that much at the moment I'm quite content with a couple of fingers and a bar of chocolate. What's the going rate at the moment I would have thought Ā£20 was reasonable.
My day this year for being naughty is Tuesday so I'll have to change my name, last year it was Friday and seeing my name is Christine chris friday seemed a good nom de plume.So folks now I'll be Tina Tuesday.
sad to say I'm still an anal virgin, let's see what comes along
My gentleman friend has been spanking me for behaving like a slut so you can image how red my fine arse is, a bit like Rudolph's nose.I never realised how much pleasure could be got from a Woolies beech spatula, hubby can't understand my sudden interest in kitchen utensils. We've progressed through paddles to canes, my god girls you want to try masturbating yourself while being caned. I'm glad
I was bent over a table at the time, my legs went completely to jelly I've never been as wet, there's still a stain on my car seat if you know where to look. I tried the old trick of rubbing some juice behind my ears, when I called at Asda, men were practically pushing me over.
Just got a glass dildo as a belated Chrissy Pressie ,sale at Lovehoney Ā£29 called Mercury and my god do you see stars(and before I receive any emails yes I do know mercury is a planet)it's the only bit of astronomy I remember (all that talk of balls)The round smooth end fits nicely inside me, the suction as the ball bits go in and out is orgasmic.
Seeking Couple, Female, Male
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 61 |
| Location | UK, England: West Yorkshire, Leeds |
| š Sexuality | Bicurious |
| š Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| š¬ Smoke | No |
| š· Drink | Socially |
| š Drugs | No |
| š”ļø Safe Sex | Sometimes |
| š Meet At | Your place |
| š Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ā Body Type | Average |
| š¦µ Body hair | Trimmed |