First of all, I'm a sucker for proper grammar. I'm not gonna go nuts if you drop a comma, but the ability to communicate like an adult makes my cock hard.
Also, I like sarcasm. If you don't know what's sarcastic (or at least exaggerated) in my description, feel free to never talk to me. Ever.
I'm an open book, ask and ye shall get a pie in the face.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 41 |
| Location | USA, Pennsylvania, Norristown |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |
| 💍 Piercings | I've got some |