This my friends, is surprisingly frightening....and it might put a smile on your face:
The majority of students in universities today were born in
1986..They are called youth.
They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel.
They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Neneh Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.
For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.
AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they were born.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.
They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year.
They can never imagine life before computers.
They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five.
They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.
They can't believe a black and white television ever existed.
And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.
Now let's check if we're getting old..
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting marriedalready married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too.. Yes, you're getting old!!
I belive I am a man with a brain {HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE..}
to be able to have an intelligent conversation {NOT FOOTBALL AND CARS}
a man that makes her feel like a real woman {EMF-A-SIZE FEEL}
a man with passion - for work, life and Romance {AND ENDURANCE}
a man that makes her laugh {WITHOUT TICKELING HER FEET OR LEAVING HIS SOCKS ON}
someone who makes her smile just by thinking about him {I'LL UNTIE HIM LATER....PERHAPS}
Basically, if I have finally cracked the female thing..a real woman enjoys the whole man, not just his cock {BUT HAVING A FULLY FUNTIONAL COCK HELPS}.Str8 41 male, above adverage size, Long stayer, not heavy cummer..No means NO..and safe sex practiced....so come on increase your circle of friends...give it a try..it could blow your mind..
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 56 |
| Location | UK, England: Devon, Plymouth |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde |
| 🦵 Body hair | Wild |