l5 foot 9 ,dark hair (no hairy chest) 2 eyes.... green ..both of em... avererage build no SALAD DODGER either, Im dark and handsome. when its dark im handsome. and i can sometimes be a bit of a smart ass as some people have bet i could sit on a carton of Häagen-Dazs and tell them what flavor it is..but that aside i promise to be more fun than sat on a dyson at full rinse with a full load.....unusually funny if i can be arsed to be that is, well spoken too as you can see...8)
Im looking for someone to brain spar with most of all i need a challenge something or someone to get my teeth is so to speak although all nutcases will be vetted.. 8-' as u can see im possesed with a sense of humor thats so far out it can only be reached by poking it with a long pointy stick. you know they should give blind people pointy sticks therd be less litter about ????...
think you could pickel my brain on those long cold winter nights then beam me up scotty ,as long as you are out for jollities and are a fully rounded individual then im sure you will get the picture....
but no dutch girls please.. especially ones who buy inflatable shoes .. .... dont want them popping there cloggs it would be so sad..
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 54 |
| Location | UK, England: South Yorkshire, Sheffield |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Black |
| 🦵 Body hair | Smooth |