Muffinandacoffee

Swinger maxamus (Male) from UK, London

Hi, gonna make this quick. I'm: (tried to make it quick, but got 'a bit' carried away..)

*Fit (Can run 100 yards without dropping dead-just)
*Funny (This point is debatabubble)
*Gd lookingno offensive features (My mates say this but they are proberly winding me up-barstads!)
*Flatcar (Nice flat, Car out the garage and still running like chitty chitty bang bang)
*Work in fitness industry
*Atletic body (Don't go to gym, mum and dad to thank for that)
*Am a non grown up! (Generally act like a kid at a fun fair)
*Like socialising:- (Don't we all.. well I do, and hope you do too!)
*Cinema (If theres something thats gonna make me laff or cry, or a suspense, or thriller, basically everything!)
*bars (As much as possible.. and impossible)
*Restaurants (When I'm hungry - and I often am)
*Watching sport (usual stuff, anything with a ball)
*Playing tennis (3-4 times a week), football, again- anything with a ball basically.
*Chilling out at home, into lots of music, watching DVDs (Got about 100- all crap! not really, there are a few gooduns.)
*Love cooking (especially the bit where you drink most of the wine while doing it!)
*Taking out my godson, niece, nephew and usually their crazy friends..(little blighters are like wild horses)
*Generally hanging out, laughing a lot,and having fun! (Standard operating proceedure!)

**YOU**
*Body of an angel (Dont have to be a supermodel, Just healthy looking girls - athletic works for me!)
*Soul of a fairy (Someone with some depth and substance to them would be nice)
*Heart of cupid (Stupid cupid-not!.. Loves like crazy and a crazy lover will be just fine!)
*Down to earth gal (Gotta know how to keep it real and app the little things eh)
*Likes boozing, shmoozing, laughing and dancing! (A must!)
*Looks good in an old pair of jeans and a sweatshirt (No dramatic dresses and crazy make up!)
*Fit, Funny, sarcastic, ironic, generally an all round piss taker! (Are you someone who can be easy peasey and lemon squeezy!)
*Kind, loving, gentle, crazy, wild!( All mixed into one fun chum!)
*Is this too much to ask? I fear it is.. (But we all live in hope!)

*Drop me a line and I'll be happy to swap more pics and if we like what we seehear, we take it from there. (you know it makes sense)

Last but not least.. If your the sort of person that is young, free and single, has an open mind, doesn't care about what society says we should and shouldn't do and doesn't take yourself too seriously, I think we will get along just fine, so drop me a line, lets drink some wine, make a rhyme, do a mime or maybe dine! (I was raised by hippies and so am a bit of a 'songster' - can't sing to save my life but I don't let that stop me and nor should you!)

Oh, and I hate to write this (tough) but can you please include a photo.. 'Fickle' I hear you say (and i agree by the way!) but hey, be a ray, why not play, mutual attraction is the best way to a better day!

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maxamus Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 56
Location UK, England: Greater London, London
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Socially
🏠 Meet At My place
📏 Height 6ft 1in (185 cm)
⌛ Body Type Muscular
👱 Hair Colour Dark Brown