I am a career Ex-Soldier now Naval Officer.
Tall, dark and bloody ugly [quick throw a stick at him!]
Physically fit, ex-long distance runner with tons of stamina. I have a Rugby-players build, broad shoulders, deep muscular chest and strong legs.
My running days are sadly behind me due to injury, but I maintain a degree of fitness through the gym.
Unfortunately, or fortunately [depending upon your point of view] I am hairy all over [and “NO”!!! I will not wax!].
I am clean-shaven in the important zones however for both presentation and hygiene.
Wicked sense of humour.
Lively and spirited.
Romantic & passionately tactile and sensually adventurous.
I love holding hands in public, open displays of affection and private displays of lust!
Totally genuine [if there is such a thing – at least I “try”] and sincere.
What you see is what you get. I am not posh but neither am I crass, though I have been accused of this sin before. However I put that down to my innate lack of diplomacy [It has been said that I am to diplomacy what Myra Hindley was to babysitting!].
Oh yes, and my jokes are awful, totally un-PC and blunt [rather like me] – are you entirely sure that you wish to read on at this point?
Passionately tactile – my lover never doubts where my heart lies!
Sensually adventurous - I love to play games to keep my lover happy in all respects.
I have the body, build and stamina to supply my Lady with all the loving & TLC she will ever need.
Sexually experimental – uninhibited with a totally open mind, willing to try anything at least once and extremely adaptable.
What my Lady desires – believe me I will give her!
I love fungamesadventure but only with the one lady in my life.
I am naturally Dominant sexually but never allow that to colour my attitude outside of the bedroom and even sexually I am extremely versatile and actually prefer my Lady to assume control occasionally J
Blunt & honest Yorkshireman – I do not suffer fools gladly. I have an extremely acidic tongue when annoyed and believe thoroughly in the maxim of Tsun Zhu [Military Philosopher BC400] – “Attack is the best form of defence”.
Hard working, loyal and trustworthy [according to the Army – so they obviously do not know me at all!]. I hate to be idle either in work or in lovelife.
I am looking long-term, for a slim, feminine Lady – with emphasis on the “L”, preferably [but not exclusively] sexually submissive but most importantly - socially equal.
She should be intelligent, erudite and looking for a man to take control while showering with TLC.
With few inhibitions and a willingness to travel the sensual world with a partner who would simultaneously protect and adore her.
Shortly I will complete divorce proceedings and be at leisure as to where I lay my hat next.
Portugal is appealing and I already have in motion plans to buy land and erect a log-cabin summer home.
But as for UK, I will be footloose which explains why I am looking or a Lady – Long-Term in any area J
If I have intrigued you, please contact me.
Respectfully
Max
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 59 |
| Location | UK, England: Hampshire, Portsmouth |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved |