Hi
We are young professional couple with an immense appetite for sexual pleasure. We are looking to broaden our outlook on life a little further. For us the whole experience is what encompasses whom we are – a well-rounded couple. The sexual anticipation and thrill can often be intensified by all involved, which in-turn further heightens both the desire and need to experience what our minds have been visualising throughout the build-up.
Before you read on and start working yourself up by fantasising over Female and cracking one off. Which is understandable. Please read the following and respect our wishes.
We cannot stress the following enough:
(A) If you do not meet the criteria we stipulate, or you are unsure about this – then please DO NOT send us a message asking to meet with you.
(B) You will have to read the whole of the text in our profile, and fully understand what it represents. This should be reflected – should you pass (A) – within the body of the message you compose in your effort to ‘break the ice’.
Please be realistic, the amount of replies we get in response to our profile can be overwhelming.
Therefore those who either fail to meet the following;
(C) Are not within the age range we specified. More so your true age is blatantly obvious and is further reinforced by the pictures you have forwarded with your initial message.
(D) Are not SINGLE! ! ! We have no interest in assisting you into deceiving your partner. Please understand that if that’s your bag, then we will have little in common. Should you feel that you have to lie about your status in-order to communicate with us, please save yourself the embarrassment beforehand? It will be evident. Just like some of those crocked cocks we get sent. No matter how you try to make it look more presentable – it doesn’t! ! ! You are disillusioned.
(E) Have no photos on your profile. Please don’t message us! ; Have no photo verifications upon your profile. Please don’t message us! ; If you have either friend only or private photos on your profile. Then should you fail to attach them to you initial message. Please do not wait for a reply, as they will be deleted and you will be blocked. If you have got to this juncture and you have just had an epiphany and are about to send us some photos of your cock. You have failed to grasp everything up until this point.
(F) Be realistic. Don’t call your profile Hung or VWE or make bold statements that are simply utter fabrications of your imagination. Whilst there are a number on here who are certainly blessed, but there are others who have typed that they have a VWE penis so many times they have started to believe it themselves!
(G) You are able to communicate clearly both in type and verbally. It’s natural for people to be nervous initially but this is something you will overcome. So the more you practise the more you will gain.
(H) Believe that a nice pair of trackie bottoms represents suitable attire. We appreciate that they may provide more comfortable in the short-term – and we may occasionally wear a pair whilst lounging in the house. Wearing your Adidas Performance Popper bottoms – no matter how retro you think you look – out on a Saturday night. Will provide a very cold and lonely night with just Pam.
Let’s clarify the “Physical Attraction” element of our profile. While we may not be super-models, we are a very attractive couple. Female is beautiful possessing a very fine body. We will be blatant and tell you that if there is no attraction then there will definitely be fun! We don’t bed hop and have more respect for each other than to meet without the other being present and involved! Sorry but we are not into the cuckhold bull scenario. Thanks for the offer but although she is definitely a HOT Wife. Any form of humiliation is defiantly not for us.
Please guys, if you’re bi-sexual or curious. That’s great in that you can finally come to terms with it and move forward. However whilst we are far from homophobic. We wish you all the best in coming out of the closet and think your family would be a far more suitable support network.
You message composition requires a fair bit of effort if you have understood this far. Therefore the enthusiasm suitably demonstrated by a one sentence repertoire – will well we think you understand.
Please could you also refrain from utilising your niece’s computer to expertly create a generic master response? Which has now been copied and pasted to almost every hot looking single female or smoking couple on this site. Unfortunately you will be lucky if we even open your message. But be aware a reply from us will never materialise.
Whilst we are hopeful that none of the responses we receive are disappointments as per above. We are able to sympathise that frustration may become evident for you if you fail miserably at the first hurdle. Should this emotion, manifest and intensify the feelings of rejection you assume we entangled you within – then PLEASE refrain from proceeding to message us again. As your initial message failed due to one of the reasons stipulated above. Therefore message number two you kindly forward to our mailbox will be dealt with as per message one. We are an empathetic couple and are fully aware of the consequences negative emotions can provide. However the management of your emotions is your responsibility. If they become problematic and you demonstrate aggressive behaviour through the content of any messages you compose and forward to us – having gained no success with message one – will be disappointing and especially to those who provide the site. Nonetheless we will reinforce; if we don’t respond immediately be patient. Whilst our status may signify we are online – it does not guarantee we are actually on Fabswingers, as our machine is left logged on for the majority of the time.
We are on KIK, Google+, Whatsapp to name a few. However we don’t just give these details out to any old crank! Feel free to Fab our Photos, but don’t just send us random friend requests. Sorry but you have to work a bit harder for that privilege.
Thanks
MALE & FEMALE
Ps. We really arnt a couple of tossers x
Seeking Couple, Male
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| Gender | Male | Female |
| Age | 43 | 43 |
| Sexuality | Straight | Straight |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) | 5ft 6in (168 cm) |
| Build | Slim | Petite |
| Hair | Blonde | Light brown |
| Body hair | Shaved | Smooth |
| Body decoration | Intimate Piercing, Tattoos | Earrings, Tattoos |
| Drink | Socially | Socially |
| Smoke | Yes | Yes |
| Location | UK, England: Avon, Bristol | |
| Drugs | None | None |
| Cock/Breast size | Medium | Medium |
| Travel | Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
| Friends | ukbull4u | |
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11:29 am Sunday, 13th September, 2015
Hey is it all a grey Sunday? |
| 11:41 am Sunday, 13th September, 2015
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| 8:33 pm Saturday, 26th December, 2020
Toned body babe 💋 Tony |
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| 7:12 pm Tuesday, 18th August, 2020
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| 6:32 pm Sunday, 9th February, 2020
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| 12:28 pm Wednesday, 6th September, 2017
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| 5:43 pm Thursday, 24th March, 2016
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| 5:43 pm Thursday, 24th March, 2016
love that sheer look x |
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| 12:13 am Thursday, 24th September, 2015
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| 2:16 pm Tuesday, 15th September, 2015
You look like 1 beutifull lady r & a.!! |
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| 4:11 pm Friday, 11th September, 2015
That looks sooo sexy. X |
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| 5:53 pm Thursday, 23rd February, 2023
I fit the criteria |
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| 1:31 am Friday, 24th August, 2018
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| 12:28 pm Wednesday, 6th September, 2017
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| 5:42 pm Thursday, 24th March, 2016
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| 12:12 am Thursday, 24th September, 2015
Very nice xx |
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| 11:41 am Sunday, 13th September, 2015
very sexy xxx |
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| 2:35 pm Friday, 23rd December, 2016
Mmmmm |
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| 1:25 pm Tuesday, 29th March, 2016
Hot! |
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| 4:09 pm Saturday, 26th March, 2016
very fit |
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